All Reviews by Thenodemaster
Shane's World #19Studio: Shane's WorldNot As Good As I RememberedWhile everyone looked to be having a good time, it just was not as good as I remembered it being. A lot of the girls in the interview/confessions were complete bitches--and they made a lot of very annoying noise when they were going at it--anough to hit MUTE. Panty Thief, The (Le Fetichiste)Studio: Marc DorcelNot BadThe sex was pretty good, and so were the girls and guys. The one thing that bothered me was they guy who kept following everyone on their escapades and spied on them. This guy was such a creepy guy that it really dragged down the whole movie. I know that it was a pany theif fetish flick, but this guy just needs to be locked up in a padded cell. Satin & LaceStudio: WickedNiceIt was a nice change to see some great looking girls doing some nice porn! This was a welcome change from the bang-bang-bang movies. A great classic! Apprentass #1Studio: Zero ToleranceOkNot bad. One of the better ones I've seen in a while. Not quite what I was expecting, but they don't monkey around with foreplay. Each scene starts right into thte action. PornoMation #1Studio: PornotopiaLameAll I can really say is: lame! I was expecting something along the lines of hentai videos but was sorely disappointed. The animation was horrible--even first year animation studuents put out better quality work. Every scene was only a few minutes long. And the quality of the video itself left much more to be desired. My advice: don't waste your time on this and get some real hentai Stocking Secrets #12Studio: SmashWtfOK, so the 2 girls were hot and their outfits were nice, but...WTF?! No sex. just stripping and toying! What a jip! Totally not what I expected. OK, if you like a strip tease, then, it's fine. But I was expecting some sex. Nothing here but masturbation. Stick It #3Studio: Badass PicturesIt Was OkayNot the best one I have ever seen, but certainly not the worst. I just could not seem to get into it Golden Age Of Porn, The: Ginger LynnStudio: Gentlemen'sWaste Of Money And TimeThe scenes in this were stupid and short. The three that were from the same movie kept cutting to some doofy-looking loser who seemed to have ED. I have seen selections from Ginger Lynn that were so much better. Virgin TerritoryStudio: SmashButter FaceThe cover did not do ANY of these chicks justice! Half were nothing but butter-faces--and the other half were not even that! I got to say this was a great disappointment and waste of time. And the first guy was right: what is up with the slapping? I wish I could take my time back!