All Reviews by TheJollyRoger
Bobby SoxStudio: VividNot a Bad Movie, But an Awful DVDWe didn't actually finish this one, not because the movie was bad (the story was actually it's high point), but the DVD transfer was terrible. Movie was made in the late 90s, but looked like it came from two decades before, and the sound was entirely in mono. Not our favorite way to watch a movie. BeautifulStudio: WickedGood ProductionMy wife and I liked this one. The story was pretty good, borrowing themes from Snow White, and had a good amount of symbolism and ideas running throughout. Sex scenes were good too, but what made them better was the convincing acting done by most of the actors. Hearts & Minds #1Studio: New SensationsAntithesis to SexyThis movie made my wife and I not want to have sex. It's not a feature movie, there's no plot, but porn trying to do a history channel special. The worst part? The music is hugely distracting. Strange big band songs play while the actors have sex, loudly, making it hard not to laugh. Turned it off after 20 minutes. Perversions #1Studio: New SensationsJust...TerribleMy wife hated this one. She didn't find the men very attractive: almost all were older, out fo shape types. Myself, I fould the story annoying and the women irritating. They were very pretty, but I wanted someone to tape their mouths shut. Narrating how you're having sex with someone isn't sexy. Pass on this one. Exotic DreamsStudio: BluBoringThis is a cheaply made, slow, unsexy movie. The awful dubbing makes it somewhat funny, though I don't think that was the purpose. Scenes are recycled throughout the movie, with different dialogue - you see the same scenes over and over with different conversations. My wife fell asleep, I shut it off. DesperateStudio: VividNo Thank YouIt looks like someone grabbed a home video camera and decided to make a porn. The story is awful, I know it's porn but it should have a beginning, middle, and a conclusion; it's mostly just sex scenes strung together, which features not very attractive people, the men especially, which turned my wife off. Tera is nice to look at, but she's in lesbian and S&M scenes only, not something we're into. Promises Of The HeartStudio: WickedJust OkayNothing great, nothing terrible. Those looking for a story will be disappointed as it's barely there, and those looking for action will find nothing terribly special here. Happy?Studio: WickedHuh?Wasn't sure if this movie was trying to be a comedy, drama, or just plain weird; it does all three not very well. The scenes, all couples with the exception of 1 tri-lesbian one, are nothing out of the ordinary. My wife fell asleep with this one, not very entertaining! Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To Anal SexStudio: Vivid EdGreat GuideThis film covers every aspect and question a person might have about anal sex. I give it full points for discussing myth from fact, and hiring performers who show how genuinely stimulating the act can be, which my wife loved. Recommended. Tease MeStudio: VividNot A FeatureLooking for a feature? Look elsewhere. The movie is more gonzo with heavy emphasis on POV. Not bad for what it is, but this wasn't something my wife and I were very into.