All Reviews by Slipnslide
Anna Malle's Wild Life #7Studio: MidnightThis Confirms ItI wouldn't agree that there is no sex in this movie. Its a pseudo documentary following A Malle around. And this confirms that she is boring. Robotic. Not erotic. Raspy smoker voiced beat up, etc. The winning scene for me was a new starlet ? rides some dude (don't know don't care) in the back of a limo. I agree whole heartedly with the recommendation to skip it.
Sistas On The Wild Side #1Studio: West CoastGreat Looking WomenHey the women featured in this are great looking. But the sex is so sleepy. Yeah I am getting paid for this. Can I go now. Oh wait my scene isn't over. There is one scene where there is some true blue fun coming across but otherwise its sleepsville. Its well shot and they eyes have plenty to feast on. But the mind will be thinking about a pillow. Just like the majority of the girls in the movie are. I Want To Be A Dream Girl #11Studio: DreamGirlsSame Girl Sure, And Shes Hot.Yep its the same girl throughout. Nothing wrong with that cause she is sexy as all hell. She seems to really enjoy making this video and seems real comfortable talking about her sexuality and is real compliant with the videographers requests. If you think she is attractive you are not going to be disappointed with performance. Outdoor and indoor scenes. If you have seen this series before its the same format. Phat Azz White Girls #8Studio: West CoastIf These Asses Aren't Fat?I don't know but these asses are definitely Phat. The asses are the best part of the show. Especially the behind the scenes part where the camera really lets you take it all in. The faces on a couple of these asses are well. Harsh. The sex and camera work are sub par. But if you just wanna see some nice boot. Then go ahead and queue it. Midget Mania #2Studio: HeatwaveFreak FactorKatrina is on it. The is a good bachelor party movie. For the freak factor I give it 4 stars. Ashton's AuditionsStudio: Jill Kelly ProductionsWhat's In A NameJill Kelly Productions. I have rented a few now and I gotta say whats in a name isn't much. Sure she gets some of the hottest looking women in the industry. And some of the most boring videos out there. There is worse sure. But all you have here is 5 scenes of formula and not much else besides hot naked women who are earning a paycheck. I don't know what you look like at work but these women look like me. Bored and wanting to be somewhere else. Dead middle of the road quality here. Perfect Pink #19Studio: Jill Kelly ProductionsJill Kelly OverproductionsDirector was 'looking' for artistic shots. Too glammy. People who 'think' they are artists. Just to clear up what this ended up meaning to me. The movie was basically un-watchable. Not because it didn't play. It played just fine. If it was really artistically shot it would have been great to watch. Cause if this is art it is the worst of its kind. So much overkill on lame, I don't belong in porn, effects are used in the editing of this movie its not even funny. As a matter of fact its sad. To make up for that they should recall the movie, reissue it recut. Then you might have a 2 or 3 star video. Seriously I can't believe that they let this thing get released. Jill Kelly should be ashamed. Jenna Loves Lesbians - Lickity SlitStudio: WickedKinda A Scam In The TitleLets be honest here these are rehash scenes culminated from other titles. There are plenty of scenes thats for sure. Alot of the women are must see. They are well produced and shot pretty clean. But there is really only a few really hot ones. I don't really think that if your into lez porn your going to think this is HOT. I think your going to think its ok. If your looking for runway pornstars in pretty fake action then you will dig this big time. No Man's Land: Interracial Edition #6Studio: Video TeamNice Looking Cast. Fast Forward MaterialTwo Stars. This means the cast is fine to look at and looks great in the buff. The scenes are hold me back from the pillow...feeling sleepy and bored. Does anything else really need to be said. Screaming Orgasms #12Studio: New SensationsScreamingly BoringTWO STARS. One for decent looking cast. One for decent composition. Minus three stars for, I am at work I am not really into this persona. Repetitive. The feature should be better than the trailers. Great concept, zero execution.