All Reviews by Deegenerate
Rated T For Teen #4Studio: Le'Wood ProductionsT-LiciousSolid outing.Great chicks.Some anal.A little something for every pervert,here.I liked Alyssa West-she has fantastic eyes.(and her jugs ain't bad,either.)Mark Wood does remind me of Ron Howard (before he went bald)though.... Vacuum Hoes #6: Latin EditionStudio: CrushSo-So BlowNot great,but not awful,either.All fresh faces,no seasoned pros on this one.Only a couple of the chicks look latin,though...There were two pasty white chicks-Sarah,and Charlotte-NO WAY is there any Latin blood in either one of them Deepthroat Virgins #8Studio: Homegrown SELECTNot The Best In This SeriesI like average looking girls in porn-but there was no real deep throating in this one.A few of the chicks looked bored.I was too. Goo Girls #8Studio: Rodney MooreGoo-D DiscA good solid dvd.Rodney likes to give a little storyline in his dvds.This one has 5 vignettes (see us perverts -ARE literate).Couple of the scenes feature more than one girl.Nothing really outstanding here,but all the chick here are pretty good and they all get a big,messy 'slop shot' to the kisser. Oral Antics #1Studio: Loaded DigitalToo Much Drool...........A real disappointment,since they DO have some hot chicks in this.Unfortunately this disc self-destructs,due to OVER-DROOLING,by the girls.I understand that some saliva is neccesary,in a blowjob-but these chicks looked like glazed doughnuts-from their own drool!Picture a St.Bernard dog eating mayonnaise-you get the idea.One guy looked like a 'high schooler',and another guy couldnt get hard-the chick looked like she was blowing a piece of rope..Pass on this one---unless you LIKE lots of spit........ Vacuum Hoes #7: Amateur EditionStudio: CrushWorth A LookPretty good-better that your average BJ film.Couple of the chicks were SO-SO,but there's 2 double team scenes (2 chicks gobbling the same tube-steak).Also I liked Aaliyah-a cute,chatty black chick..a good installment in the series Ma' FuckersStudio: WildlifeOk-Just OkNot bad,or good,either.Nothing special here-although there WAS a few great splooge shots.Back in the mail,after one run-through,and used the fast forward button a lot.Eager to get the next one from my rental line-up-will most likely be better than this. Just FacialsStudio: FusxionJust AwfulFirst off- the title is misleading.You'd think this was a BJ movie.It's a mish-mosh mess of clips from old porno flicks.True,there are facials here-but a lot of ugly people fucking too.Lots of anal,DPs and condoms too.You'd have to stick your pecker in the freezer to get a stiffy watching this one.Thumbs down ! Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy #6Studio: Kick AssCute Young Girls,Old Creepy GuysThis was going to be pretty good I thought.Scene 1 was good,with Marquetta Jewel.But it went downhill from there.Next up was a young tattoed guy,with more hardware on his body than a Home Depot.Then we got 3 geezers in a row...yecchhh.The 'pussy pump' novelty really brings nothing to this movie.It was used very sparingly-looked kind of painful,appeared to bruise one of the girls crotch.This was a waste of some hot babes.Pass on this........ Face Blasters #3Studio: Elegant AngelNot A Blast To Watch2 stars for the girls.they are great,but as another reviewer noted,the guys here are so repulsive,they negate any wood you get from the chicks.two old fossils are featured in numerous scenes.i am assuming they bankrolled this production,since i can't imagine someone picking these guys out to make a porno,unless of course a glory-hole flick.and not much blasting,going on either.overall -the cum shots are weak.brandon "the eyedropper" iron also appears here,need i say more?