All Reviews by Coolbreeze
Japanese Erotica File #9Studio: Oriental Dream“Failure to Close the Deal”…The director has some great ideas and there are some great camera angles but most aren’t held for more than 15 seconds. I’m not sure why directors forget that this is a “peeling the onion” movie. SARINA – as usual, face not as pretty as it looks on the box cover. Weird paper clip looking clip-on piercing is on her clit (it was placed on in the “bonus scene”). Lots of puss licking, corn licking and dildo/vibrator/bullet play. The vibrator in the foxhole while smoking horn was a nice concept but not executed that well…barely fired her up. Nice horn-blow cam angles; great side 45 degree angle shots with her on her knees; too much underneath doggie-style shots. MARI – excessive oral/dildo play; nice subjective view doggie-style shot; ass is a touch flat but overall it is nice. YUKA – orange hair color is not hot; skinny body with medium-sized ass; condom on but it is pink so you nearly forget about it; twenty seconds of dragon position…what were you thinking?; lots of nice doggie-style at the end…if only she didn’t have ass bruises this would’ve been really good. The best thing about this is most Japanese girls only shag Japanese guys on film. This one features whitey actors. Young Asian Cookies Dripping Cum #3Studio: T.T.B. Productions"The Sex and the Tail is Pretty Nice"...Excluding some occasional skin blemishes (i.e. acne, scars etc.) many girls are cute or fairly appealing with thin frames. AMI – 20 years-old; hot thin body w/nice shapely booty with touch of meat on it; fair skin; size B pretty cans; hairy foxhole; BJ decent w/nice contrasting skin; medium shot on cowgirl hotter than too often used close-ups; no doggie on that ass???; big pole. NAM – medium frame; medium skin tone; pro pole slobber; face pretty cute; body just ok; soft & squishy; doggie okay but wish it were Ami; gross butt pimple. BLONDE with tats and fake tits on cover is nast. GUKE and AMI – Guke can’t believe pole size and is affected; dual horn-job action; ami’s ass is hot in long doggie sequence; ami gets taken the cornroute. MAY – cute face; thin body; fair skin; age 26; her reaction to dong is borderline priceless; good doggie-style slam with a nice ass; lazy on cowgirl and lies on his stomach which doesn’t do her butt justice. Spring Chickens #9Studio: Diabolic"Plenty of Ink on that Stink"....The premise of this movie is ri-coc-u-lous in that the girls cluck like chickens upon command. CHANEL CHAVEZ – She has looked better and the braids weren’t as hot as I’d anticipated. A hung black actor corns her with spit as lube. This would be as good as it gets. The camera angles mostly blew doors. There was some brief “wheel barrel” action, lying on side and doggie-style (with way too much underneath camera work). There were no high angle shots, subjective view or panning shots around that nice body. ASIA – When this girl opens her mouth it sniffs like a $2.00 road whore with an elementary school education. What a turn-off! Her body is decent excluding the Papermate project illustrated on her backside. This MMMF scene concludes with the actors painting her eyes, face and hair. Her eyes were pelted with enough saltwater surprise to drown a cat. She was clearly not a fan and the crew and actors made it worse by taking their time in getting her what she requested. Finally one guy pours bottled water over her face which only slightly improved her disposition. RANDI WRIGHT – This girl has some hideous ink and isn’t very attractive but her body looks pretty splendid when they bend her over the couch in a doggie-style horn-blow segment. There is a hot high-angle shot and even the medium shot is nice. DILLAN – This girl is fairly attractive but the sex just didn’t fire me up. The oral was standard and the positions and camera work were mediocre. Unfortunately, this overall effort is simply typical blasé porn. Incumming #3Studio: Diabolic“A Big Nawe Kid”…JASMINE – Sweet pea looks a lot prettier on the box cover than she is on screen. I know, typical. Regardless, her body is pudgy and she has an unappealing skin complexion on the bod. The best thing about her is the face. She has stretch marks on the ass as well. The sex is decent but there are way too many close-ups and poorly selected camera angles. She sounds Indian (dots not feathers) as best I can tell or recall. ASIA – “same ol, same ol” for this girl. HEATHER HUNT – Her face is pretty and the body is even better. I didn’t like her rack of lamb or fur patch tat but those legs, skin and ass are outstanding. This girl is seriously “long”. The doggie-style could’ve been way better had there been panning side shots, high-angle or dragon position (flat on stomach). She seemed to have to fake enthusiasm given the average-sized “lumber” she was provided. Regardless of the tool size it looks like a snug fit in her foxhole. That is a refreshing thing in porn. Again, the shape of this girl’s ass is something that won’t soon be forgotten. A small low back tat is only a mild distraction given the camera angles. I wasn’t sure whether I should be disgusted or turned on by all the drawn out cornhole creampies. One girl had a nasty looking corn and I thought my dinner might soon be “painting the wall by number”. Banana Cream Pie #3Studio: Video TeamNo Superdupermodels But One Winner Stands Out...The directing style is very nice and the POV camera angles are excellent. The only girl worth two squirts is Heidi Ho. Her face isn't going to win any beauty pageants but the body sure will. She is long and thin with a tight little butt. Watching Mr. Marcus go the "corn-route" on her was hot. She wasn't a big fan initially and they ended up having the smaller actors go there first. She makes some pretty nice noise (seemingly authentic) and the sex scenes are good and long. I concur that there is no way this little girl was climbing stairs for a few days. Rent it for Heidi, pocket-veto the others. Asian Erotica File #2Studio: Oriental Dream“Small Twats, Big Cocks, Hard Screams…Nice Try”…There may be one small foxhole but it never takes a cock so who really knows or cares. Several of the girls either self-masturbate or blow horn only. This is total “weak sauce”…literally and figuratively. JADE – this is an overly tan Jade Marcela with tats now added; yuck, she has looked better. RAINY – thin body; light brown hair; fair skin (common throughout movie); self-masturbation only…boring. NIKKI – thick body; looks Filpo; fair skin; no thank you; of course she takes a pole. KARIZMA – face decent; nice thin body with decent ass; horn-blow facial decent but no penetration = lame; self-masturbation; nice real C- titty size; no tats (mostly common in this movie); best looking girl in the movie. CHAINA – terrible actress; over-acting to the point of annoyance; face not cute; body mediocre and thick; 69 sex; actor so hairy with hairy corn exposed couldn’t hang; extreme close-up of her spraying a river into the toilet…nasty ass. This is some weak ass bullshard with no big dongs or hot tail. NEXT! Gangbang Auditions #14Studio: Diabolic“This Whitey McGhee Won Me Over”…CORA – I normally prefer the exotic look but this girl is too pretty to ignore. She has a long thin body with white blonde hair. It was one of the few times I could “almost” forget about a tramp stamp. The “horn fest” with the five guys is pretty good. It gets a lot better when she has all holes filled in the cowgirl position. That ass is well shaped and looks great getting corned. She is a pretty good multi-tasker but she is often distracted from “smoking the pony”. You don’t often find girls this pretty in porn so enjoy my friends. ASIA – This girl doesn’t work for me but I managed to fast forward through some of the scene. The best part is her “horn jobbing” some meaty tools. She is too professional during the sex for it to get me going. MARTINA – Nawe kid! Next! Young As They Cum #11Studio: Digital Sin“Too Much Ink and Fake Acting”…There are some hilarious ginormous lameo tats on the “brawn shot crew” actors. It was amazing to see a xxx movie with more tats on the dudes than the ladies. The actors dished out some large tool on these ladies but they handled it like pros…unfortunately. There were some flattering doggie style shots (medium shots and high-angle shots). ANN – her body is okay her face is cute. DAISY – this was shot in 2003 and I never recall her having so many tats even in newer movies. ANDER – bad teeth; nice ass; has too much of a white-t look to fire me up. BOO – cute face; really nice body and a good ass. Had this not been full of pros and a tat convention of male actors it might have been better. Next! Bangin' BlackStudio: Digital Sin“Worth 2 Hairs on a Burro’s Ass”…I give one hair for each star I gave this movie. Only two girls are decent and they are ELISE and KELLY WELLS starring with SHANE DIESEL. Elise looks pretty similar in the movie as she does on the cover. She has the girl next door look and a pretty fine ass. Her face is rather ordinary up close and for some reason just not that pretty. The high-angle shot face-fucking during oral was pretty decent. The doggie-style is lousy as it consists of all low-angle and underneath shots. Weak! Where are the high-angle, panning and dragon position shots??? The missionary pile driver is good with those nice thin legs exposed and quality skin. There are WAY too many close-ups during the cowgirl action. The scene concludes with a lame dribbling finish off the mouth. Kelly isn’t any prize to look at but she has a nice petite body with a well-shaped small butt. She reminds me of your average girl in a Walmart on a Friday night about 9pm. Her chatter is mildly annoying with a superflous amount of cussing and dirty girl talk. The highlight here is comparing and contrasting shane’s dark-skinned moose cock dry-corning that small whitey butt-hole during doggie-style. There is something about a wide-load mule dick hammering a tiny butt doggie-style that works for me. Unfortunately, the rest of the girls were “nierney birney”. The lighting was overall pretty good but washed out a bit at times. The camera angles though were the major buzz kill here. I don’t know if there was one medium shot in the entire movie…at least not during penetration. Three For All #5Studio: New SensationsEva = Alexa May = Alexandria? Couldn’t tell ya…Since seeing “Eva” (a.k.a. Alexa May) in “XXX Road Trip #1” I’ve been utilizing IAFD’s website to track down more of Alexa May’s movies. The Eva in this movie might be the same girl…or she might not be. Regardless the girl in this movie is cute and petite. The scene is set-up with her as a house painter??? Maybe she was an interior designer…I didn’t bother much with the dialogue. Two dudes tag-team her pink ass and the sex is pretty decent. There are some nice high-angle and panning shots but none are held long enough to “peel the onion”. Your thumb will go raw with the rewind button my friends. Well, back to the drawing board as I’ve now seen 3 “Eva” movies and only the Road Trip one “did me right”. PS – If you like light-haired girls you might be down with some of the other females here but none worked for me.