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All Reviews by bluz69
 from Fuck My Mom... And Me! #1
Studio: Lethal Hardcore

Hot MILF/Barely Legal Threesomes

Anything in this series is worth watching for the older/younger fantasy but the director of this one ought to have his head examined for letting Carrie Anne go through her entire scene without even once showing her fine ass. Talk about a waste of talent! The problem with the "mommy teaching daughter" thing (besides the fact that it gets kind of creepy and dumb after a while) is the chicks don't ever do each other. A MILF/Barely Legal Threesome series with some girl-on-girl action would be much hotter. Are you listening Lethal Hardcore???


 from Lethal Latinas #2
Studio: Lethal Hardcore

Cut back on the caffeine!

I've watched quite a few Lethal Hardcore movies and some of them are pretty damn hot but the problem with some of their movies is the sex is too hyper. When everyone is bouncing around like they've had 50 cups of coffee and can't wait to get it over it loses it's eroticism. Love Alexis Silver and Victoria Sweet is love-at-first-sight drop dead gorgeous but looking forward to seeing them in better movies.


 from Oh My Gush #1
Studio: Odyssey

Melissa Monet Glory Days

Melissa Monet is my favorite MILF in porn these days, but I was looking for something from her young and skinny glory days and there wasn't much to choose from. So I took a chance on this one in spite of it's 2.5 review average. But not even young Melissa could save this one from mediocrity.


 from MILF Bone #1
Studio: Diabolic

Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am. NEXT!!!

We all have different taste I guess but the only scene worth watching more than once in this entire movie in my opinion is the one with Mae Victoria,a hot and nasty red-head who makes you feel like your watching real sex and not just a performance for the camera. She has a great dirty-talking mouth on her that makes her scene even hotter. The other girls just go through their usual stripper/aerobics instructor routines. Yawn.


 from Full Gallon Juggs! #2
Studio: Kick Ass

Hot Solos, Not So Hot Sex

There's some really beautiful college co-ed looking chicks with fantastic bodies in this. Every scene starts out solo while the chicks show off their bodies and stick their big tits in your "face" (the camera). Unfortunately once the sex starts the dudes are such knuckle-dragging assholes it kinda ruins it. This may be the only porn I've ever watched where the solo action is hotter than the sex.


 from Cougar Hunt #3
Studio: Lethal Hardcore

Sweet Melissa

Melissa Monet,Carrie Ann,and Janet Mason are all great in this one. Cool bonus scene with Evie Delatosso too. Janet seems to get off on making eye-contact with the camera, which always makes a scene better in my opinion. Melissa Monet seems genuinely turned on in her scene and looks fantastic with a few extra pounds that have gone straight to her bodacious ass. Carrie Ann reminds me of Victoria Principle back in her Dallas days. Not a bad thing at all!


 from You're Nailin' Palin Interactive
Studio: Hustler

Disappointing

What could be hotter than a POV threesome with Lisa Ann and Alexis Texas,right? Wrong in this case, unfortunately. You'd think an interactive dvd would take the POV concept to a whole new level but the camera angles leave a lot to be desired and the sex is really tame and artificial looking, almost like watching an R-rated movie.I'm sure Lisa Ann is hot and hilarious in her other Sara Palin spoofs but not in this one.


 from Barely Legal P.O.V. #7
Studio: Hustler

Doggy-style POV Nirvana

Every one of these young beauties looks so awesome in POV doggy-style it's a challenge to get through their scenes without shooting off the fireworks before the 4th of July. Gotta dock it one star though for "Dirty Dan"s beer gut at times blocking your view of the chicks in missionary position (even though I admit that makes it more realistic for a lot of us. lol) And another star because you gotta turn the volume down if you don't want to hear the dudes creepy voice in every scene.


 from Mandy & Boyfriend
Studio: Blue Vanities

70s Vintage

Really terrible picture quality but lots of beautiful natural-breasted women and a few recognizable faces of porn stars who became famous later on.