All Reviews by Zippy |  | There's Something About Jack #12 Studio: West Coast
Funny As A Crutch
you know what makes me laugh? when porn actors try to be funny--or try to act. this "jack" guy can't do either. he should just be happy he's got a biggun. and why does everybody think snow is so hot? she ain't. felony is the biggest draw here--and that ain't sayin' much. oh...and the cumshots sucked.
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|  | Dinner Party, The Studio: Adam & Eve
Sit Down For A Spell
Asia Carrera makes my phalange so hard I could play croquet with it. Plus you get Celeste and Julie Ashton in the same deck. Good scenes and fair cinemadirectography make this worth viewing. If you don't like Carrera, check yourself into the fag funnyfarm.
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|  | Blue Girl from Planet XXX Studio: Erotic Angel
Yeecchhh!
i only rented this because a) it's got charlie in it, and b) i dig seeing former playmate weigel take it in the face.(for this i recommend "angelique.") well, none of the scenes were worth a hoot. and, yes, the background "music" was annoying.
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|  | Throat Gaggers #3 Studio: Red Light District
Pre-Model Deepthroating
This whole series is pretty lame. But this installment did manage to include an impressive beauty. Her name is Diana--aka Princess Diana, aka Persian Princess Diana. She did several porn flicks before retiring to become a major Norwegian fashion model. Her real name is Aylar Dianati Lie. Her story can be found on wikipedia.
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|  | 18 And Nasty #11 Studio: T.T.B. Productions
Tera Sells Coffee!
T.P. going door-to-door selling coffee? Geez...is there anything she can't do? This is worth seeing mostly for her scene, although the camera work and production is shoddy. Tera gets my vote for sexiest pornette to A) Have a long career, and B) Doing gutsy scenes. Like taking it in the mouth. She does that a lot.
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|  | Angelique Studio: Wicked
For Weigel Fans Only
this flick is recommended for fans of teri "silicon valley" weigel. the former playmate doesn't disappoint here despite a wacky sorta artful storyline. i gave it 3 stars because she takes it in the face twice. pity she didn't do more facials in her earlier films--or one, even.
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|  | Sensual Exposure Studio: Studio A
O'dell Is Swell
good flick overall. kelly o'dell is one of the most underrated sirens in stag history. she's a petite blonde cutie who performs admirably under prurient conditions. check her out in "deep inside: kelly o'dell." blake has a knack for birdcalling the hotter females in the biz. his direction tends to be too artsy, but he has an eye for symmetry. you see? i'm not all mouth shots and facials!
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|  | Corruption Of Christina, The Studio: Wicked
Sparxx Ain't A-Flyin'
I'm giving this thing an extra star because of its good production quality. That being said, this is PJ before she lost her hotness. Good. It's also PJ in one b/g sex scene, and not a great one. Bad. She spends most of the film being a peepin tom. Bad. So to sum up this rental--bad.
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|  | Little Lace Panties #5 Studio: Digital Sin
False Advertising
Have you ever rented a porno with a hot-looking chick on the box cover, only to watch the flick and discover that she ain't all that hot after all? Kinda like those fast food T.V. ads, huh? Hello, Cameron! Actually, Taylor Rain almost saves this horrid atrocity--being the best-looking girl. But not quite. The sex scenes are lame and poorly shot, too. Ouch!
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|  | Best Of North Pole #1 Studio: New Sensations
Pretty Girls, Trippy Camera
this is the usual peter north recipe: pretty girls and sh*tty camerawork. here's an idea: stop with the close-ups. pan out on facials so we can see the actress's actual face. cut back on elongated "cock-in-pussy" shots. in other words, highlight the actress. out.
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