All Reviews by Vic Mackey
Studio: Jill Kelly Productions
Jkp Goes For The Big Guns Here
in terms of plot, it's a rehash of the mainstream chick flicks city of angels and xanadu, with julian playing a struggling musician, who is inspired to success by the muse cleo (jill kelly).
so what about the dirty bits then? jill and julian make a surprisingly good couple -- their fucking is really nice to watch, and they obviously have good chemistry (it's pretty evident when you look at how intensely julian enjoys himself). randy is the consummate woodsman and is one of the few "old timers" that i still look forward to seeing. inari needs to cut back on the saliva flow during her famous sloppy blowjobs, but she looks divine in glasses.
the orgy scene that the balance of the cast appears in is pretty decent -- a good mix of action, including oral, girl-girl, one-on-one, 4 girls on one guy, and a messy oral cumshot. there's a three-girl lesbian scene with asia, april, and dee, but it's fairly boring with mostly oral and fake climaxes. the final coupling between jill and julian is solid -- highlights are julian in tight leather pants and a money shot on her pubes followed by some post-shot fucking.
overall, it's a solid couple's movie that has its share of problems (lighting at times is weak, shaky acting, hit-or-miss chemistry) but isn't that bad. it's obvious from the end result and the behind-the-scenes video that jkp tried their best to make this as "big" as they could. from the letterboxed presentation to the marketing campaign and the music,this production aims high.check it out if you like the cast.
|Gutter Mouths #15|
Studio: JM Productions
Cheap Whores, Low Morals...
If you're a fan of smack talkin ladies this title just might entertain you. Covergirl Aspen Brock looks good suckin two cocks and takin them in her holes before lickin cum off the floor.
The middle two scenes didn't do much for me, Donita Dunes is too haggard in her appearance and over the top enhanced chest and the lesbo twist between Gina Ryder and Goldie, while decent, is far from awesome.
The final scene definitely has the highlight of the film. Jayne Lixx is pretty hot and her wanton performance is what this series is suppose to be all about. Most strokeworthy moment has gotta be when she's getting DP'ed and unleashes some of the best filthy talk you'll ever hear in porn.
All in all, a decent entry only because of the initial and finale scenes.
Decent Handjob Flick...
For those who are interested relatively mundane porno fare, this video might do the trick. I rented it with hopes that there would be some erotic handjobs and playful teasing, with some allowance for head when it seemed natural.
Overall though, I found the movie as a whole to be average for a multitude of reasons. Firstly, the pops are far from spectacular and I didn't even see one in the first scene! Some may call it nitpicking, but any type of scene in an adult oriented movie without a popshot is ridiculous and uncalled for. That lowers this movie's score all by itself. Secondly, the quality of women is average at best. There are some decent looking chicks but also some very skippable ones.
I can only recommend this title to handjob enthusiasts or those who are not into truly hardcore acts of depravity and hot women engaging in wanton acts of lust. Nothing special here kids.
Studio: Elegant Angel
Average Flick With Low Quality Video...
I rented Upskirt Diaries hoping to see a fresh Jenna Haze do her thing in a nasty way but came away dissapointed because of this movie's low quality video transfer and terrible editing. When a girl is suckin a cock or gettin rammed nicely, I don't want to see a sudden inexplicable transition. Big pet peeve of mine.
The first scene is ok but nothing special. Jenna Haze is in the second scene but the bad edits and her surprisingly low level energy killed the heat. The third (Candy Roxxx and Kristy Sweet) and fourth (Austin and Kennedy) scenes each feature two girls, the latter being somewhat better. The movie's penultimate scene features London who gets nailed good from behind but not much else to note in her scene. Things close with Jodie Moore who takes on two dicks and gets DP'ed for her efforts. Her scene was definitely the most energetic and hardcore as she gets stuffed pretty hard and thorough.
Not a terrible vid by any means, there are certainly some strokeable moments. The middle scenes did pack some nice action and Jodie Moore is a good performer. But the underachieving Jenna Haze scene and low quality of video hurt this movie. It should be noted, the chapter breaks in this DVD are awkward to say the least. I'm deducting one star from the overall score as a result.
|Be The Mask #2|
Average As A Whole...
I can't really heap much praise on this title as it only has one scene that had any particular interest for me, and that was the opener featuring Alaura Eden. She looks fine and her scene is by far the best on the disc, you'll appreciate her ability to give nice head and take it in the ass like a champ.
I was looking forward to the Felix Vicious and Britney Skye scene too but that scene fell flat on it's face to say the least. The energy wasn't there and the guy seemed out of place. Too bad, I could've done a lot more with that talent.
The rest of the movie is below average. The women aren't bad lookin but the guys can't bring the heat. The technical aspects are also inconsistent with soft lighting and off color visuals scattered throughout. Can't really suggest this one, watch it for the first scene if you're an Alaura Eden fan and that's about it.