All Reviews by Superoxide
|Dark Angels #1 (Disc 1)|
Studio: New Sensations
A fine point
The vampires in this movie do not bite their sex partners if they have semen on their faces. So I guess if you don't want to be bitten by a vampire, don't use a cross. Ejaculate on the vampire's face. Good to know.
|8th Sin, The|
Pre-HIV testing and pre-Viagra so condoms all around, but no 20 minute sex scenes which bore couples. Enjoyable couples fare. I still don't know what the 8th sin is - voyeurism?
|Everybody Loves Lucy (Disc 2)|
While the cinematography was good with interesting double anal and double vaginal shots, the sex scenes dragged on and the plot was skimpy. No seduction or foreplay, just immediate sexual activity.
|Superman XXX: A Porn Parody|
There is very little Superman in the movie, but the women are enthusiastic which is always a plus. Shouldn't Superman's ejaculate be more powerful than a locomotive and potentially fatal to those in its way?
|Portrait Of A Call Girl (Disc 1)|
Studio: Elegant Angel
The plot is out of the Lifetime Channel, but the sex is raw and convincing. A call girl who doesn't use condoms or drugs is not believable, but Andrews' performance is.
|Friend Zone, The|
Studio: New Sensations Romance
Like a Lifetime movie
Well acted and almost like a real movie. But oddly enough, the sex was the least believable aspect, with the scenes going on for more than 15 minutes and the men wearing condoms. The ejaculation was always onto the belly.Could have been really erotic with more sex, shorter sex (Why such long sex scenes - who has the stamina to watch?)and more seduction.
|Four, The (Disc 1)|
Studio: Adam & Eve
Filmed with gauzy romanticism and an Advanced Placement vocabulary. The sex scenes are shot in clear, labial detail with the Ninn trademark multiple ejaculation views. One disc does the job, though.
|The Dark Knight XXX (Disc 1)|
The production values are high and the acting is professional. The sex scenes are all about 10 minutes too long, but that appears to be the industry standard now.
|Wasteland (Disc 1)|
Studio: Elegant Angel
This porno has high standards of photography and acting, but the script is pretentious and tedious. The sex is too heavily weighted towards the lesbian.