All Reviews by Stroker Ace
|Hand Job Stroker|
Studio: California Exotic
This product is pretty worthless. Just a cheap piece of plastic, which didn't do anything for me. The price is cheap, but IMO, it's not even worth that.
Studio: California Exotic
This is made of some type of super soft, super stretchy rubber, but it is so soft and stretchy that I didn't really feel anything. I found that turning the thing inside out works better, but still I don't think it's worth the money.
|Cum Shots #1|
This movie is the usual money shot collection. There is little to no sex in between shots, something that I find gets quite annoying pretty quickly. The actors run the gamut from gorgeous to butt ugly. There is definately enough here for the average jizz junkie, but if you're above average, I recommend skipping this one.
|Filthy Talkin' Cocksuckers #10|
Laughable Excuse For A Porno
this video is a joke. it's all steve austin, all the time, as usual. but the real joke is the "filthy talking" that the girls do. at the start of each scene, there's just a series of cuts of the girls saying "cunt", or "pussy" or "fuck". it's definately not the filthy talking you may be thinking of. it's pathetic.
|Cum Swallowing Whores #3|
Studio: Le'Wood Productions
It's OK, but average
One caveat, not all of the girls swallow, several have the dudes blow on a piece of cake or in a dip bowl (not my cup of tea), and one blanatly spits out each load and pretends to swallow. Pretty lame if you ask me.
This is a pretty run of the mill all oral production. It's pretty much an oral gangbang flick, with one girl and up to four guys in each scene, usually three. The girls are all pretty hot IMO. The sex does get a bit rough, one of the dudes is one of those choke the girl wackos, but the chicks don't seem to mind. All in all, not a bad rental, certainly not a waste of a slot, but there is much better out there. The behind the scenes and interviews are pretty cool.
|Blowjob Training Camp|
It's Not What The Title Implies
First and foremost, this movie is deceptively titled, so if you are a fan of fellatio, you will definately want to look elsewhere. You would think with a title like this one, blowjobs would be the main feature of this film. Ummm, NO! The scenes are all pretty decent, but there is absolutely no emphasis on the art of blowjobs. It's mostly all one on one sex scenes, which aren't bad. I give it one star because of the blatant deception in the title.
|Eye Contact #17|
Studio: Homegrown SELECT
acckk!! what horrible junk this is. negative five stars. do not waste your time with this useless excuse for a "porn" video. absolutely one of the most unarousing videos i've ever seen, and i have sat through a lot of crap. i am done with xplor media, they apparently can't make a decent video.
|Eye Contact #19|
Studio: Homegrown SELECT
Avoid Like The Plague
What can I say, this is pure, unadulterated CRAP. One of the worst shot films EVER. I would give it negative stars if allowed. Ugly girls, weak sex, poor quality production. Honestly, I scanned through the whole disc and never even felt a bit aroused. This is not the first DVD from Xplor media that I have watched, but it will definately be the last.
|British Are Blowing, The|
This Movie Blows
I don't know what movie the other reviewers were watching, but this piece of crap is not worth the material the DVD is made of. The women are skanks, mostly ugly ones at that, and most of the scenes have a dude that has a dick smaller than his thumb (and uncut, no less) and never figured out how to trim the lawn. How these toads ever found the dude's junk in all that nasty pubage is beyond me. Fast forwarded through pretty much the entire thing, it was back in the envelope and ready for shipping in less than 15 minutes. Please, please, please don't make the mistake of wasting one of your selections on this turd. If I could give negative stars, I would.
|13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers #4|
This is a pretty run of the mill BJ flick. The girls run from hot to ugly IMO. Most of them seem pretty enthused, some not so much. As for the man meat, it's all Steve Austin all the time. It gets a little boring. I'm more focused on the girl than the dude, but a little variety never hurts, and quite frankly, some of these girls needed a better challenge to showcase their skills. Following is just a quick rundown so you know what to expect. Scene one has Steve Austin and Gen Padova, a plain itty bitty titty girl who could use some of Jessica Simpson's acne medication, kidnapping total cutie Chloe Morgan. They both work on the stick until Chloe takes a blast to the face. Scene two has Sacha Knox, cute, nice bod, seems to enjoy her work. Scene three has Annie Cruz, who is, in my opinion, butt ugly. Scene four: Marie Luv, a nice looking black chick. Scene five: Sierra Sinn, skinny little cutie. Scene six: Allie Ray, a cute little mexican girl. Scene seven: Leah Luv, blonde hottie with braces. Scene eight: Aralyn Barra, a forgettable blonde who never shuts up. Scene nine: Savanah Stern average brunette. Scene ten: Capri Styles, average looking black chick. Scene eleven: Alexa Lynn, little cutie. Scene twelve: Kelly Wells, nasty talkin blonde skank who is in the zone when she's giving head, gives the best BJ of the bunch, gargling and swallowing her just rewards. Scene thirteen has the beautiful Courtney Simpson giving a great BJ on a mountain top deck on a sunny breezy day. Great scene, she obviously loves sucking cock and balls, and enjoys her mouthful of jizz. She is also the host of the flick, introducing each scene and her descriptions and dirty talk are quite hot, which makes the anticipation of her scene so much better. Again, this is just a two star average BJ only flick, the last two scenes are really the best of the bunch. Of course, I'm a jaded veteran of many better videos than this, so your mileage may vary.
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