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All Reviews by Pornchica
 from Sunset Strip
Studio: Dreamland

Smart, Funny, Hot!!

i was impressed with this title. it is a smart and funny take-off of "sunset blvd" with some very hot scenes. while most guys seem to mention the jewel de'nyle/randy spears coupling (which is sometimes hot like when she demands that he "make it hurt!" but then not so hot when you hear randy asking "can someone get the ottoman!?" as he fucks jewel and slides the ottoman she's on out of frame. however, it's the keri windsor/randy spears scene at the end of the flick that simply takes the cake. if you want to see a woman experiencing orgasmic, mind-numbing, body-tingling sex, add this one to your queue.


 from Bitches In Heat
Studio: Colossal

Mixed Nuts

The Lily Thai scene has hot moments, but Kurt Lockwood complains about her having too many orgasms. WTF? Shut UP! The rest of the scenes range from boring to cringe-inducing. I wanted to save poor Chiquita Lopez from Jake Malone's evil clutches. Thoroughly creepy scene. The only reason to even rent this DVD is for the Cytherea/Randy Spears coupling. Those two are volcanic together. It's not even their hottest scene together but it still blows every scene on this disc out of the water. Sooo worth the rental just to see them get it on.


 from Bad News Bitches #2
Studio: Pink Kitty

Someone Wake Me Up When's It Over...

Apparently Bad News Bitches #2 is really Bad News Bitches #1 with some very slight changes. So beware.


 from Just Like That
Studio: Wicked

I Was Ffing Throughout...

expecting this one to really appeal to me and it didn't. way too much time spent on story that didn't seem to go anywhere fast enough. some cutesy moments, but just overall "blah" (and "blah" includes the sex scenes too!)


 from I'm A Tease #2
Studio: Wicked

"holy crap!"

may i just say in the words of penny flame - "holy crap!" there are three really hot scenes in this wicked wall-to-wall - roxy deville/steven st. croix, stephanie tripp/randy spears and finally evan stone and the incredible penny flame. st. croix boinks the bejesus outta deville. the whole scene is a fast-fucking blur with deville nearly hyperventilating. tripp drives spears absolutely goobers. he can't seem to wipe a goofy school-boy grin off of his mug and he can't be blamed - stephanie tripp is smokin' and gives very hot head. if you like a girl to talk you off, penny's the one for you. she's this undefinable mix of dirty/funny, girly/goofy and sexy/sensual. she's got full natural breasts and a brain! i'm a big talker too and hearing her say things i've said made me giggle - particularly knowing the effect that they had. she plays the role of a sweet, young, compliant fuck-doll to the tee. she coos and whispers, "my pussy is yours. it's yours. you can fuck me forever. you never have to leave." lol - i love her! each one of these scenes start with a good amount of tease. the girls talk to the camera, touch themselves then fuck themselves with toys before the guys enter. other scenes are tiffany rayne/manual ferrera (wasn't feeling this one), georgia peach/eric masterson (this one either) and a little lezzie lovin with jayna oso and lexi love (didn't even watch it so can't give info on that one). bonus scene is holly wellin and randy spears striving very hard to make the scene work and falling very short of success. to wrap it up - four words - penny flame. rent it!