All Reviews by Mrs. Jones |  | Special Assignment #18: Key West 2002 Studio: DreamGirls
What's The Point?
No real sex. At all. Just drunk, stupid girls getting nekkid for letcherous frat boys. Which would have been far for interesting if a.)they actually got naked or b.)they were cuter. The "mature" ladies partying with the Spring Breakers would have been funny if they hadn't been so pathetic.
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|  | Real Sappho Letters #1 Studio: Purrrfect Video
All Girls
I got to have a man in my life. This was exclusively girl on girl. If you like that, you might like this. I found it pretty monotonous. They were all young and cute- no complaints there.
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|  | Real XXX Letters #10 Studio: Purrrfect Video
Hot, Not Skanky
This was our (me and my husband)favorite of a good series. Good combination of nice wide angles and close-ups. Two hot threesomes. Good for the wife or girlfriend.
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|  | Real XXX Letters #4 Studio: Purrrfect Video
Cute, Young Bodies
Yeah, ok, the letters aren't very believable but the story line is better than most. The girls have that young, lean look like they are fresh from college. Good combination of nice wide angles and close-ups. Easy to show to your wife or girlfriend.
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|  | Naughty Amateurs #2 Studio: Combat Zone
Lots Of Head
Calling these girls amateurs is ridiculous. This is just good but basic porn. All players were decently cute. There was a lot of head and the girls talked a lot, if you like that kind of thing. Two of the five scenes involed 2 guys on one girl and the last one was anal.
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|  | Sexual Exploits Of Jean Val Jean, The Studio: Playgirl
Soft Core Production With Real Porn Sex
The production quality and direction of this movie were done really well. The actors were all very attractive. If you (or your wife) prefers movies with soft lighting and nice music, this is a really good choice.
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|  | Wife Switch #2 Studio: Pink Visual
Yuk!
What are these women doing in porn!? Older, not especially attractive women with stretch marks and cellulite. The realism was not altogether appealing on this one. The storyline wasn't any more realistic than the flab.
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|  | Please Help Me Pay For College #24 Studio: Platinum Media
Beware: Ugly Fat Guy!
Gross. The euro-trash skank was pretty hot, but the soft frat boys fucking her couldn't seem to keep it up. WTF? Each scene in this movie was worse than the last. The girls fumbled around in a completely unsexy way. The guys were unattractive. The worst was a pale, hairy guy who was at least 50-lbs overweight. Too fat to fuck- he gets a BJ from the most decent looking girls in this video. Very disappointing. I've seen episodes of Friends that were sexier than this.
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