All Reviews by Mr Self Destruct
|Lil' Red Riding Slut|
Studio: Elegant Angel
Could Have Been Better
First off, one point off ALWAYS for having to watch Steven St. Croix and his weird dick. Yuk. Past that, it wasn't bad, but like Anabolic, Elegant Angel is just so "shot on video", if you know what I mean. More like OB/GYN than sexy. Anyway, nice to see Kinzie so much, even poorly done, and the other girls were good.
Two stars for cast only
Ricky D is definitely not the A team at Diabolic, and this video is all that is bad about Diabolic, as well. Cheap SOV look, ugly guys, objectification of the actresses, and poor shot angles. Waste of a seriously good cast.
|All Teens #1|
Studio: Digital Sin
I like New Sensations stuff (35mm is SOOO much better than video), but the draw here is the women. Good looking across the board. I thought three scenes were hot...Emma Redd (love redheads, and she is cute and believable), Riley Mason (hot and fresh) and Kelsey (stop the moaning, Kelsey...you are hot enough to not need it). The other two I could see some guys thinking they were hot, too (Jeanie Maris Sullivan getting doubled, and a two girl...girls were hot but scene was badly shot, wrong angles). Mark Ashley is one lucky SOB, but he fucks the girls well, and it is satisfying.
|Little Girls Blue #1|
yes, this is "dated" porn, as it was only 1977, but like alex derenzy's "babyface", cecil howard's "neon nights", gerard damiano's "never so deep", and kirdy stevens' "taboo", this was one of the movies that really made me think that porn could be made with some effort put into acting. not that it is serious acting...just well done characters put into sexual situations.
anyway, again, it is dated porn, but it's fun to watch at least once, and for 77, it's not bad. the opening of the movie is an all time classic, and is probably the closes thing resembling modern porn in it. i, for one, enjoy the days when women had pubic hair, and the main actress (who i *think* is tamara morgan...hard to tell with the credits) is seriously hot in my book.
this movie, along with the others i mentioned and a few more, should be required viewing for every porn viewer...porn history 101.
|Teen Idol #3|
Where's The Beef?
I don't remember anything about this movie. Kind of says it all.It wasn't bad, but none of the scenes really stood out.
|I Love Julia (Disc 2)|
Studio: New Sensations
Again, Only If You Love Julia
I do, but even I was a little put off from the fact that there are only a few scenes on this disc. Having said that, her scenes with Ben English and solo are worth the rental by themselves, so there ya go.
|I Love Julia (Disc 1)|
Studio: New Sensations
Rent This If You Love Julia Bond
I do, and I had most of these scenes already, but not all. She isn't the best performer out there these days, but she is awfully cute and I love those small titties and generous backside on that little frame, plus she looks like an ex-Gf of mine, so we're there, dude.
If you aren't a fan of Julia, probably isn't worth the effort, as the scenes are nothing special for non-fans.
|Down The Hatch #18|
Hit And Miss
If you love gonzo oral movi3es, this is a decent one, but a couple of things...lots of face slapping (big turn off for me) and some skanky guys (another big turn off)...dropped it down a star. Girls are pretty good, but the overall attitude is demeaning instead of erotic. Pite. Kara Bara is great...super cute...and Kelsey has a couple of moments. The girls are troopers, but they deserved better.
|Who's Your Daddy? #8|
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Some Great Scenes, But -1 Star For Jb's Boobjob
why a cute little thing like julia bond would get a boobjob is just beyond me. couldn't watch her scene without it detracting from it. sigh. some of the other performances are great...in particular alicia angel, who is a fucking volcano. her scene is worth the price of rental alone. my sweet sunny lane is sexy and dependable as always (how a guy could call her "filler" is beyond me...she is just more gfe than pse, which is her appeal in the first place!), and dasani lezian puts in a damn good scene, as well. the rest are okay. would have given the movie a four easy but julia's fake tits now make her acting that much more fake, and i couldn't get past it. such a shame.
|Erotica XXX #11|
Studio: Digital Sin
Worth Just For Riley Alone
Riley Mason is awesome. Love her...and for me to be raving about her in a movie that also has Sunny Lane, one of my favorites, that's saying something. Those two made the video totally worth it to me. Sara Stone wasn't bad, either, but I don't even remember the other two girls. 3.5 stars for me because of Riley and Sunny.
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