All Reviews by Mr Self Destruct |  | Calamity Studio: Pleasure Productions
Lame, But Reminder Of Why Gauge Rocked!
Poor attempt at a scripted porn flick. Most of the scenes are unmemorable, and the plot is pointless. The scene with Gauge, though, almost makes it worth a look. Nice to see her in action again, and has has a decent (but not one of her best) scene...although the anal on her head is pretty freakin amazing). Even Gauge, though, can't overcome a movie with higher ambitions and lame execution.
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|  | Young As They Cum #5 Studio: Digital Sin
So-So
Mostly is going to depend on how much you enjoy the girls. Other reviewer was correct in that it is pretty mechanical, but it has moments. Precious does a good job with her scene, and Foxy has great eyes. The other girls are fine, but, as the other reviewer said, they were disinterested, and Lee Stone is -1 star anytime he is there...just so in love with himself. Sheesh!
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|  | Not Just Another 8 Teen Movie #1 Studio: Zero Tolerance
Not quite there yet
This compilation series found it's stride in #2. This one isn't quite there yet...seems a bit hodgepodge, and in spite of the girls, the scenes aren't that interesting.
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|  | Brand New! #2 Studio: Red Light District
Worth It Only For Kinzie
This video was lame. The girls weren't as bad as some have suggested, but there was almost zero energy in the scenes, and the direction was atrocious.
The only redeeming factor in it was the scene with an early Kinzie Kenner and Mr. Pete. Kinzie has never done the best scenes, but she is soooo cute. It was almost as funny seeing Mr. Pete when he first started out. I think it must have been before he started taking viagra or something, because he looked much more "average" than he did later on. Kinzie, though, is super cute, and it is one of her "better" scenes.
Rent ONLY if you are a fan of Kinzie.
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|  | A Cum Sucking Whore Named Kimberly Studio: Anabolic
Kimberly Is Cute, But Anabolic Is Weak
I dunno, the cheap SOV look of Anabolic and the lake of good "framing" of the talent just bugs me about those guys.
She's done better elsewhere. Only for hardcore Kimberly fans.
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|  | Grrl Power! #14 Studio: Kick Ass
Girls Looks Fine, But Ka Is Getting Weak
I disagree with the previous reviewers. I think the girls are fine. Amee Donavan is hot, and I have always really loved Veronica Lave. Angel Long looks good, and Taylor Rain is...well, Taylor Rain. It is just that Kick Ass got stuck on the cutesy concept and forgot to keep the sex hot. Even with Angel and Taylor's anals, this wasn't very inspiring. The hottest scene for me was Veronica's, which is a stretch given that her costar was Pat Myne (Tyce Bune?). She has never been very expressive onscreen, but she is more into the sex here than anyplace I have seen her. Too bad it is so poorly shot. Anyway, it's not bad...just not good.
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|  | Kick Ass Chicks #2: Jenna Haze Studio: Kick Ass
If You Love Jenna, It's Great...
and who wouldn't love Jenna? She's beautiful, hot, and great in bed. Not her "absolute best" scenes, but almost all of them are pretty good. If you are a Jenna fan, definitely rent it.
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|  | Specs Appeal #10 Studio: Kick Ass
Not One Of Ka's Better Ones
i know that kick ass goes for that "spontaneous" look, but it just looks amateur here, and andre madness must have been phoning it in by now, because the shots are lame. lexi mathews, who is very cute, might as well be sleeping. cameron (who has never impressed me) is about as good acting as her namesake was in "the holiday". even superfucker cherry rain has a lame scene. i mean, come on, andre...this woman's ass is the bomb! a little cowgirl shot from behind, perhaps? oy vey...b-o-r-i-n-g!
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|  | Specs Appeal #3 Studio: Kick Ass
2.5 stars
A bit of a disappointment given the cast. Jenna and Aurora look good, but they both have done better work. Never been a fan of Chandler's, and April's good points were overshadowed by freakazoid Lee Stone. Saving grace for me was Lola, who seemed real and believable, and was majorly sexy. A letdown, given how good the first video of this series was and the talent involved.
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|  | Specs Appeal #2 Studio: Kick Ass
Decent Flick
Mogeta nailed it. Good looking girls from the early 200's, typical Kick Ass silly flick but with better than average sex for them, and all the scenes are worthy. Definitely worth a rent if you like that period of porn.
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