All Reviews by Lancejr
Studio: Midnight Mayhem
Worst Comp Ever
Oh this was horrible. Sure to cover and pics look pretty recent but I think all these clips are older then I am. I'm 28. Sure might be a little much but seriously not worth anything and women arent even hot. Clips older then dirt and odd menu screens.
|Craving Big Cocks #6|
Studio: New Sensations
Title Is Right
The 1st reviewer is crazy and lying.
Well, the title of the movie must have been done with some sort of tiny ruler. Only the the black actor (obviously) has a big dick and every other is average size. Find better elsewhere.
|Big Wet Tits #2|
Studio: Elegant Angel
Title Is Misleading
I didn't see any tits more then big 'B' cup. The tits are wet sure, but BIG is not how I would describe them. The scenes are generic and boring. The cock is the same in every scene and scens are pretty interchangeable with each actres doing nothing to seperate themselves from each other.
|Different Strokes #3: Raw And Uncut|
Studio: Rodney Moore
Like Interviews And Bad Scenes?
One of the worsed movies I have ever seen. Half of the scenes are a 2 minute interview with starlets who don't even appear in any sex scenes. The scenes that are included are boring and setup to look amatur and poorly at that. Two of them are only jerk off scenes with pop-shot onto a girl and no sex.
|Greatest Anal Orgy #1|
i did not see this movie cumming. it looks good from the box and starlets, but that's about it. the movie is setup as a house party i guess and i seen maybe only 4-5 anal scenes if you want to call it that. maybe my definition of a orgy is different then theres because sure everyone was in the same room, but every girl only had the same 2-3 guys and the girls looked bored and i mean really bored to where a guy had to yell "lube!" for a pussy penetration. the popshots were timed bad, and camera angles were bad as well.
not very good at all.
|Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I Got Cum In My Tummy|
very canned boring stock scenes, nothing special. and how they can call this movie in the "tummy" i have no idea. only maybe 5-10 scenes are actual facials and barely any gets "in tummy" if you will. the title of the film is a lie
|Have Gunn, Will Squirt|
There was absolutly no SQUIRTING in this DVD. The footage is literally all grainey and worse thena 70's film transfer. Scenes are generic and even exciting in the least on of the worst DVD I have ever seen. Hell it's worse then VCR quality horrible!
|DD's & Derrieres #1|
Studio: Gina Lynn
i was very let down by this dvd. the scenes were very generic and boring. this movie did have dd's & derrieres then again so does every big tit movie and porn acress these days.
|Scale Bustin Babes #23|
Studio: Rodney Moore
Where Can I Get One Of Those?
did rodney make it himself? i'm referring to the toilet seat contrapion he uses in his movies it's great.
it's one of those old baby bouncers things with the springs on the side, instead of a baby seat it's a "u" shaped toliet seat where the girls sit on it and ride his cock. great invention.
anyway, this moive only really features 3 "scale bustin babes" if you will, and the blond is pregnant and pretty damn hot. good work my friend rodney!
|Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Tities|
"the ultimate in big tits!" is the catch phrase of this dvd. i have bigger tits then some on the girls in this movie. one of the worst movies i have ever seen. nice dp scenes though thats it. skip it!
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