All Reviews by Jj Action
|Fucking School Girls|
Studio: Badass Pictures
Good Boner Stuff
I'll give it a 4.5. Pat Myne is a funny mother f-er on and behind the camera. I don't blame you Pat, I'd want to fuck the hell out of August as well. Great scene! In fact, all the scenes were great, and all the women were hot. Very entertaining flick. Loved Lacie Heart and Michelle B. as well. Alektra Blue, although I'm not a big fan of hers, looked the best I've ever seen her.
Studio: Elegant Angel
Alotta Vagina Squirting
It's a good squirting movie, but not the best I've seen. Annie Cruz and Kat (covergirls) have the best scene. I liked the way Annie squealed as she squirted. She so hot! Loved Eva Angelina's scene as well, but Angela Stone, who appeared with Eva, is not my cup of tea. She's a little rough around the edges, if you know what I mean. So when she appeared a second time with newly aged 18-year-old Tia Tanaka, it kind of disappointed me. Two completely opposite chicks in a threesome. The other two scenes aren't really worth mentioning when it comes to the looks department, but they had some pretty tastey squirts. The bonus scene was worth it, because it consisted of a threesome involving Tiana Lynn and Flower Tucci, porno's supersquirters of the planet.
Studio: Old Pueblo
Nice Girls, Nice Action
Most of the girls were hot. A couple I could have done without. A couple needed acting lessons, but it was a pretty fun movie, to say the least. Each scene had a cheesey, cliche'd fantasy plot to it, but the sex was good. Michelle Lay is definately the centerpiece of this flick. She's one horney bitch. Just watch her in the behind the scenes feature. Jayna Oso, Lucy Lee and Sharon Wild were also easy on the eyes. I wasn't disappointed with this one. It's a good renter.
|Young As They Cum #20|
Studio: Digital Sin
Ginger And Ava Rose Win!
While I found Phoebe and Lela to be the least of my favorites, the other three girls were attractive as fuck. So I was debating to give this flick a 3 star rating, but the more I thought about the Ginger Lee scene, and how she is probably the best looking pornstar I have ever seen, the more I thought about giving this flick the old 4 star.
She made this DVD definately worth the rental.
|I Got Five On It|
Studio: Black Ice
I Also Got 5 On It!
This movie was cool. You got a think of yourself in these lucky black guys shoes to really enjoy it. 5 mouths, pussies and assholes to stick your dick into. Each of the three scenes had a different quality to them, which was good. In the first scene, the guy fucks the chicks with intensity, skipping along from one orphus to the next. The girls could have been more into each other without all that sitting around, watching and moaning crap, but it was still good. The next scene was even better with a set of five horny California-type chicks who were definately more into it. More dirty talk and they were into each other as well. I was very satisfied with that one and was hoping the next scene could compete. Which it did, only these girls were 5 Euro chicks who were into each other and they had toys to boot. It was postitively my favorite of the three scenes. The flick seemed to get hotter as it went along, and these black guys fuck like champs. It's definately not your everyday rental. It's a novelty.
|What Gets You Off... #3|
Studio: 3rd Degree
All Girls Swallow Except One
Tory Lane and Sue Diamond ruled this flick. Sue Diamond gets nicely oiled up in her scene, and swallows a big load. Tory Lane (covergirl) looks hot as fuck in this one. I love the way she looks when she seems like she's about to cry while she's fucking. It tells me that she's really into it. She's also a nice swallower as well. The other two girls weren't that bad, but not that great looking. The milk scene was a little sour (no pun inteneded). But she, as well, swallowed a big load. And Rebecca, the paled skinned brunette, looked like she was wearing a wig. Nice pussy though, boring sex scene. But guess what, she swallows a splurge like a true pro. Donna Doll, blonde stripper looking slut, must have not agreed to do the swallow shot. She missed out though, because it ended up being a weak ass cum-shot on her tits. All clear and shit. You got to admit Donna, it would have been an easy load to take. Too bad for no added bonus feature. It could have been the scene that spit out a better rating.
|Goo 4 Two #3|
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Boo For Two #3
First,the girls weren't that great looking. Second, it kinda seemed like they were'nt really into it. I can't think of one scene that sticks out in my mind to really brag about.
Pretty mid-grade stuff.
|Babelicious (Disc 1)|
Disk 1 - Pretty Hot
Need to know the Disk 1 girls? Here's your stars. I'll start with the hottest girls first in order of hotness: Liliane Tiger (damn she looked sweet), Yvette Balcano, Nataly Brown, Claudia, Katy Karo, Nikki blonde w/ Mya diamond, Adrianna Russo and Mandy Bright. Adrianna, I think your really hot, but I only made you second to last because
of the stupid chainsaw buzzing in the background throughout the entire scene.
5 out of the nine girls were extremely hot. 3 were semi-hot but fuckable, and one had a hairy puss. Ironically, all except the one of these girls had extremely goodlooking pussies. Especially Katy Karo and Yvette's! Sweetly pink european puss, mmmm. Where was I ? Oh! Good rental with hot chicks! Was not disappointed!
|Da Vinci Load, The #1|
A Little Retro In Production
Long drawn out story with a couple of good sex scenes. The idea was good, but the script and production was poor. Rented this mainly to see Tory Lane act. Surprisingly, she wasn't bad. The down side is that Eva Angelina and Jasmine Tame (my favorite porn actresses) were in one scene together that consisted of an all-girl sex orgy. On the upside, Joey Hart is the best thing about this flick. She sooooo hot!
|Cummy Bears #1|
Studio: American Hardcore
Alexis Malone's Final Scene?
Unfortunately, in the behind the scenes interview, Alexis Malone bids her farewell to the porn industry. Possibly wants to settle down and have a baby. Too bad, I was hoping she'd be the next Jill Kelly. As for the rest of the DVD, I hope you like skinny pale girls with no tits and semi attractive faces, cause I do, and that's what you get. Oh, and I almost forgot, they all swallow.
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