All Reviews by Jj Action
|Real Racks #2|
Studio: 3rd Degree
Worse I've Seen From 3Rd Degree
Five girls on this DVD. 4 of the girls get a half star rating for looks and sex,and the fifth chick shouldn't have even appeared at all. No bonus scene, bummer extra features. I ended up beating off to the trailers.
|Meet The Fuckers #3|
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Very Worth It
Nice selection of sexy Euro babes in this one. Sonia Red (covergirl) is fucking beautiful. Her hairstyle is
such a turn-on. Good DP scenes and anal butt-plug scenes as well; and the girls were into it.
|Illegal Ass #1|
Studio: 3rd Degree
Not That Great
A lot of the girls had pimples on their butt. Especially Tory Lane, who looked kinda tired in this one. Kelly Fucking Wells was about the only entertaining thing about this DVD, and she isn't that spectaculor looking, but she takes the dick like a true slut. The two other blondes, Jane Darling and Lilane Tiger (covergirl) are pretty, but the sex wasn't nearly as good as I have seen them do it before. 2.5 would be my rating for this one.
|Humpmee Dumpmee (Disc 1)|
I Miss You Gonzo
A collection of mostly dated 90s porn. Bad hair styles, cheesey music, bad cuts and camera angles. A couple of scenes worth jizzing to, but you'll have to hit the skip button a few times to find them.
|Real Female Orgasms #5|
Studio: Elegant Angel
Great For Female Ejac Lovers
There is no foreplay or male cumshots in this movie (maybe one). The scenes are about an average of 2 to 3 minutes long, skipping along from one female squirt to the next. 80% of the girls in this movie are wonderful. I would love to pick out my favorite scenes from this flick and watch them in their entirety.
Michelle Wild ruled this flick by far. She is so pretty. The other scenes were'nt too bad neither. Liked the Jane Darling and Bamboo threesome as well. It's a 3.5 star kind of flick. Good camera work and lighting.
The Argument Before The Argument
The backdrops and background props were all over-the-top, the stripper dance scenes were routine, the sex sequences were robotic, and the make-up was going full force that day. Who cares, the chicks were hot and it was shot in high definition where everything was in focus and crystal clear. You could see every pore, wrinkle, and sweat bead. I found it to be very arousing. As far as I care, every porn should be shot in this high definition shit. I only wish there was a way I could have used my angle options button. As for the DVD itself, it featured the hot new Hustler Hunnies, Memphis Monroe and Joey Hart. They should have featured a third (sorry, Charlie). But the other two chicks featured on the B/GG scene and the lesbo scene were hot as well. I don't normally like girl/girl scenes, but that one was definately smokin'! All the scenes were great!. Oh yea, here's another reason for the 5 star rating. How 'bout 5 bonus scenes!!! All shot in that same high definition shit. Check out Eva Angelina's scene, it's hot!!
|Sex With Young Girls #9|
Studio: New Sensations
Lacie Heart is one classy looking chick when you're checking her face out, but when you pan down to that big tatoo on her stomach, it kind of ruins the impression. But she's still a good fuck to watch. Liked Kara Bare's scene as well, she so fresh and innocent looking. She kind of has a Jeanie Marie Sullavan look to her. I'd eat her up. I also enjoyed the young Carmen Pena as well, she's a sexy and exotic little slut. Chelci was fine as hell, and Jamie Elle wasn't my type. Too bad their scenes were on the boring side. I was going to give this flick a 3 star rating until I saw the great bonus scene of some Sweety. And, in my book, it gots to be pretty good to bring it up to a four star rating.
|Britney Rears #2: I Wanna Get Laid!|
Doesn't Make Me Wanna See #1
The movie is about an overexagerate spoof of Britney Spears career. The premise is to try to figure out if Britney Rears is lip-syncing to her music. And the actors even go as far as to having sex to find out. Can you believe that? Skip over the plot and turn down the volume during the menu because her song will drive you crazy. It's the sex we're interested in. Eva Angelina, Jenaveve and Britney have some smokin' one-on-one scenes. But if you want to see Sunny Lane and/or Hillary Scott, you'll have to check them out between two lame-ass group scenes, and Sunny isn't doing anything. Naughty Nadia Styles slightly tilts the scale towards the hardcore side of things in her juicy one on one scene. Her puss bothers me, though. And, of course, we get to see our star Britney in the bonus scene, and it's her better scene, needless to say. Out of eight scenes total, three or four of them needed improvement.
|Who's That Girl #1|
Hardcore Stuff With Average Faces
Alright, with the exception of Sandra Larosa and Joey, the other girls were'nt that great looking, but they had some pretty hardcore sex. Sandra L.(the covergirl newcomer) is definately easy on the eyes, but needs to stop trying to look pretty for the camera and get more into the scene. Joey, on the other hand, is both hot and into the dick. Sandra should learn from Joey.
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