All Reviews by Jj Action
|Humpmee Dumpmee (Disc 1)|
I Miss You Gonzo
A collection of mostly dated 90s porn. Bad hair styles, cheesey music, bad cuts and camera angles. A couple of scenes worth jizzing to, but you'll have to hit the skip button a few times to find them.
Michelle Wild ruled this flick by far. She is so pretty. The other scenes were'nt too bad neither. Liked the Jane Darling and Bamboo threesome as well. It's a 3.5 star kind of flick. Good camera work and lighting.
The Argument Before The Argument
The backdrops and background props were all over-the-top, the stripper dance scenes were routine, the sex sequences were robotic, and the make-up was going full force that day. Who cares, the chicks were hot and it was shot in high definition where everything was in focus and crystal clear. You could see every pore, wrinkle, and sweat bead. I found it to be very arousing. As far as I care, every porn should be shot in this high definition shit. I only wish there was a way I could have used my angle options button. As for the DVD itself, it featured the hot new Hustler Hunnies, Memphis Monroe and Joey Hart. They should have featured a third (sorry, Charlie). But the other two chicks featured on the B/GG scene and the lesbo scene were hot as well. I don't normally like girl/girl scenes, but that one was definately smokin'! All the scenes were great!. Oh yea, here's another reason for the 5 star rating. How 'bout 5 bonus scenes!!! All shot in that same high definition shit. Check out Eva Angelina's scene, it's hot!!
|Sex With Young Girls #9|
Studio: New Sensations
Lacie Heart is one classy looking chick when you're checking her face out, but when you pan down to that big tatoo on her stomach, it kind of ruins the impression. But she's still a good fuck to watch. Liked Kara Bare's scene as well, she so fresh and innocent looking. She kind of has a Jeanie Marie Sullavan look to her. I'd eat her up. I also enjoyed the young Carmen Pena as well, she's a sexy and exotic little slut. Chelci was fine as hell, and Jamie Elle wasn't my type. Too bad their scenes were on the boring side. I was going to give this flick a 3 star rating until I saw the great bonus scene of some Sweety. And, in my book, it gots to be pretty good to bring it up to a four star rating.
|Britney Rears #2: I Wanna Get Laid!|
Doesn't Make Me Wanna See #1
The movie is about an overexagerate spoof of Britney Spears career. The premise is to try to figure out if Britney Rears is lip-syncing to her music. And the actors even go as far as to having sex to find out. Can you believe that? Skip over the plot and turn down the volume during the menu because her song will drive you crazy. It's the sex we're interested in. Eva Angelina, Jenaveve and Britney have some smokin' one-on-one scenes. But if you want to see Sunny Lane and/or Hillary Scott, you'll have to check them out between two lame-ass group scenes, and Sunny isn't doing anything. Naughty Nadia Styles slightly tilts the scale towards the hardcore side of things in her juicy one on one scene. Her puss bothers me, though. And, of course, we get to see our star Britney in the bonus scene, and it's her better scene, needless to say. Out of eight scenes total, three or four of them needed improvement.
|Who's That Girl #1|
Hardcore Stuff With Average Faces
Alright, with the exception of Sandra Larosa and Joey, the other girls were'nt that great looking, but they had some pretty hardcore sex. Sandra L.(the covergirl newcomer) is definately easy on the eyes, but needs to stop trying to look pretty for the camera and get more into the scene. Joey, on the other hand, is both hot and into the dick. Sandra should learn from Joey.
|Nasty Fucking Nurses|
Studio: Cherry Boxxx
Sloppy Fucking Nurses
5 scenes of nurses in unorthadox uniform. And they are nasty. The nastiest and sloppiest were Cassie Young, Veronica Jette and Gwen Diamond. The nastiest and the nicest scenes were the Alexis Malone and Jeanie Marie Sullavan threesome, and the busty Brooke Haven scene. No bonus feature. Bummer!
|3 On Me POV|
I Would Love To Eat Allie Ray
Allie Ray definately makes this movie. She looks and acts way to cute to be in porn. My hats and pants are off to her.
Her 3 on 1 scene was about an hour long; and it was hot! She's also featured in one out of two bonus scenes with Charlotte Stokely. The other two scenes were great as well. Especially the foursome scene with Sue Diamond. Oh, joy!
|Blonde, Dumb & Full Of Cum|
4 Stars For 4 Hot Bondes
Good looking blondes on this one. Trina Michaels (covergirl) had a very nice scene, and looks better on moving pictures than in the photos. Jasmine Tame (my favorite scene) should have been the covergirl. She's fine as fuck. Mia Bangg (in the third scene) shouldn't have been on this flick. First of all, she's not a blonde, and second of all, she's not good-looking.
Vivian West, the least favorite out of the blonde bunch, had a nice BB/G scene, and I have to say, her scene is still worth a squirt. And what can I say about Hillary Scott? I'm in love with a girl at my work that looks just like her. Need I say more? (No bonus feature, dammit!)
|So You Think You Can Fuck!?|
Studio: Cherry Boxxx
Four Out Of Six Worth Mentioning
I'd give it a 3.5. Sammi Rhodes and Morgan are two hot blondes in the first two scenes. Very nice. Brody, the brunette on the center cover, looks hotter on the photo than in the footage.
And my favorite, is Randi Wright, (far right cover). She's hot as fuck. But I am a little biased because I fell in love with her in College Invasion #4. Unfortunately, the other two girls in the flick aren't worth mentioning. It's too bad, but I have to say that there's no bonus scene to enjoy.
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