All Reviews by Jj Action
|Sweet Cheeks #6|
Hardcore Average Faces
Pretty hardcore scenes in this one. Let's just say I have seen a lot of these average-looking ladies in more laid back flicks. This one was pretty hardcore when it comes to double penetrations and puffy, gaping assholes. Each of the six scenes are an average of 30 minutes long. From the butt plug to the cumshot. Brian Surewood ruined a couple of scenes for me. What chick would want to be fucked by that hairy ass looking pirate? I think it's time for him to retire.
|Sarah Pornochic #4|
Studio: Marc Dorcel
Circumsize Those Cocks
This euro-porn company employees some of the most beautiful girls I've seen on film. So, in my book, how could they have made this a 5 star rating? First, throw away the stupid script. Although there is absolutely no dialogue in this flick, they could do without the cheesey facial expressions, hand gestures and eye contact before the start of each sex scene. Second, fill in that lost time with strictly hardcore, gonzo style sex and leave the dudes' face out of the scene. Every one of the girls wore black silk stockings with garter straps. They all had nice, tight, fresh pussies. I loved watching their perfect faces up close while they were getting nailed. They could have looked a little more enthused.
|Bang That Teen Pussy #3|
Studio: Devil's Films
Who Are These Girls And Who Cares?
Probably one of the worst compilations I've seen in a long time. Loved the covergirl and the Sunrise Adams scenes; and that would be it out of this 4 hour flick. Give us a menu, pornstar names, some extra features, some trailers, some ending credits for god's sake. There's not even a plug for Devil's Films. And whose responsible for picking out a terrible selection of weak-ass porn scenes? sigh
Others Worth Mentioning
Tory Lane does kick this movies ass. And Sandra Romain is pretty fucking sexy herself. But way to go Nautica Thorne and Trina Michaels. Nautica, your skin looks so creamy, baby soft. I just wanna lick it all over. Trina, you're a kick ass looking blonde, I don't see no man turning you down for sex unless he's had some kind of war injury or he's gay. Tyla Wynn, on the other hand, not so good-looking out of the make-up, but you do slut up very well. Kudos to the slut artist. This movie is worth the rental. Don't skip this one.
|Limo Patrol #2|
the idea is lame. a girl is on the side of the road; broken down car, chick on the cell phone, waiting on a friend...etc. the limo pulls up, ask them what they are doing, talks them into getting into the car, show their tits, touch and suck a dick, then they take them home to finish them off. the girls in both of the "girl on girl" scenes are pretty hot but i'd rather see them with a cock. the other girls who do get to have the cock(s) were average at best. the scenes were rather short with no imagination. was hoping for better.
|Whale Tail #1|
Slutty Young Girls In Thongs
These girls seemed like the type of girls you'd find in a techno club 12:30 at night, pick them up, bang the shit out of them, then never call them again. Except for Sunny Lane....I'd call her.
Studio: New Sensations
I Can't See Why I Didn't Get This One Sooner!
I've seen these girls in many other DVD's, and never have I seen them look better or have better sex. Especially Sunny Lane and her new dental work. She looked hotter than ever in this one.
Jamie Huxley also! Wow! I don't think she could have made herself more beautiful than she did in that scene. Goldie Coxx has a nice oily scene as well. Her ass is so perfect and her pussy is so pink. One girl in the flick I would have replaced, but that's about it. I know a few of you are not Mr. Pete fans out there, but the hot selection of women more than makes up for him being in it.
|Myne Tease #2|
It's A Keeper!!!
After watching many of Pat Myne films, I have become a true fan. He always seems to have a great selection of women who are hot and nicely made-up; sometimes over the top, but still hot. The girls on the front cover are incredible. Especially Patricia, the French girl on the right. Absolutely the best ASS I've encountered in the porn world. Roxy Jezel was in the best form I've ever seen her. Her accent at the beginning was such the turn-on and the sex was great.
This is a strong flick. You won't be sad.
|2 Young To Fall In Love #1|
Studio: Zero Tolerance
I've rented, rated and reviewed a lot of movies, and I have to say this one is in my top five. You've got young hot late-teen girls doing reality type porn. The scenes consist of meeting the girls filling out their contract paperwork and/or interviewing them before the sex scenes begin. The interviewer with the camera has a good personality, asks funny questions, and it doesn't take long before he makes the girls feel comforatable. The camera angles, position and lighting were virtually flawless. It's hard to believe these girls are so young. Everyone of them seemed like they've done professional porn for years. My favorite scenes are with Courtney Simpson, Jeannie Marie Sullavan and Julia Bond. Don't get me wrong, the others are worth watching as well. I liked the heads-up through some of the titles telling about scenes you should look for in the bonus features. Good fetish menu as well. Just a good over-all DVD. 4.6 star.
|Cum Drenched Tits #3|
Studio: Elegant Angel
Seen Better, Seen Worse
The top scenes were Vicky Vette and Tianna Lynn, but even those scenes would only get a half star rating in any other flick. The rest of the scenes were, I guess, below average. And where was Kinzie Kenner? She's advertised on the cover, but she isn't in the flick; my whole reason for me renting this one. Furthermore, the camera work was pretty shabby, and the lighting had a strange greenish white-light tint to it. Didn't like it. The only thing that promotes this flick to a 3 star rating is smokin' Eva Angelina's scene during the bonus feature.
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