All Reviews by ILikeToWatch
|Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex For Women #2|
Studio: Evil Angel
OK, could have been better
I rented this DVD because I understood that Tristan Taormino had on-camera anal sex in it. I didn't realize that it was in a girl-girl scene with Ava Vincent, using toys. It was a pretty good scene anyway, but I prefer hetero scenes. The rest of the scenes were fairly standard issue anal. The one with Jewel D'Nyle getting "instructions" from Tristan on how a woman can come during anal sex, was pretty hot. An okay rental, but no better than dozens of others.
|Everybody Loves Lucy (Blu-Ray Version)|
This parody is just plain fun. It successfully captures the look and feel of the original "I Love Lucy" TV show, right down to being in black and white (but if you want to see it in color, not to worry, the whole movie is replayed in color in the special features).
Audrey Hollander was perfect as Lucy. Not only does she look the part (with the able help of excellent hair and makeup people), but she clearly spent some time studying the voice and mannerisms, and is a good enough actress to sell the part completely. And Audrey really earned her fee. In the second scene, an alien abduction, she does double anal and double vaginal as well as a regular DP.
Chennin Blanc, who plays Ethel, isn't all that attractive, but she sold the Ethel role well enough that it gave me a boner when "Ricky" (Otto Bauer) fucked her in a threesome with Lucy.
There is even a completely gratuitous sex scene (imagine that, in a porn video) that has no connection to the rest of the story, just gets Kylee Reese and Lee Stone together for a lusty fuck.
The Blu-Ray DVD has a number of extras. Besides the full movie in color, as I mentioned above, it has BTS interviews with the principal performers, a gag reel, a slide show, and a couple of scenes from other movies. I found those extras mostly boring, although I did rewatch the whole movie in color, which is worth seeing, just to see Audrey's flaming red hair and colorful costumes.
|An Office Romance|
Studio: New Sensations Romance
The story in this case is of a couple of co-workers in an office who are strongly attracted to each other, but for some reason each is afraid to express his/her feelings to the other - until the end, of course, when they finally get together.
The female in this case is Monique Alexander, one of the most beautiful women ever to grace the porn screen. She has two full scenes, with two different men. The DVD is worth watching for those scenes alone.
Three other actresses also perform scenes, of whom the most interesting is a young newcomer with the improbable name of "Gracie Glam." She's pretty and sexy, and a good actress. I look forward to seeing her again in future films.
|This Ain't I Dream of Jeannie XXX|
A welcome new face
Every so often a porn video delights me by introducing an actress I really like and hadn't seen before. That happened with this one, the new to me actress being the gorgeous and sexy Ashlyn Rae. After watching her in Jeannie, I immediately went to the search bar to find other DVDs she's appeared in, and to order some of them to watch.
Aside from Ashlyn, Jeannie was an okay parody. If you squint a little and set your mind just right, you can sort of imagine Barbara Eden in the Jeannie role, which is a big turn-on if you can manage it.
I have to add that Dale DaBone really impressed me with his acting in this film. Much more convincing in his role than most male porn actors.
|Teen Babysitters #1|
Studio: Combat Zone
I ordered this DVD to see Zoe Voss's first scene. She did a good job for a rookie (she's gotten a lot better), but unfortunately her partner was Shorty Mac, who I find so unpleasant to watch that it detracted from the experience.
The other three scenes were okay but nothing special. So this was a disappointing rental.
|Sex And The City: The Original XXX Parody (Disc 1)|
Studio: New Sensations
This is a strangely uneven picture, with 5-star performances from Bobbi Starr and Zoe Voss, and embarrassingly bad ones from Kayla Paige and Brittany Andrews, who are also not exactly eye candy. Coco Velvett also appears, in an amusingly over-the-top turn as a white trash New Yorker.
Evan Stone, as Mr. Big, does his usual professional job of screwing the bejeezus out of Kayla Paige, playing Carrie. It made me wonder if he ever found a woman so unattractive that he couldn't get it up. Probably not.
So my three stars is a compromise rating between the good parts and the bad ones.
|Naughty Newbies (Disc 1)|
Studio: Loaded Digital
This is a strange DVD. It's basically a feature-length behind-the-scenes movie. Everything appears on screen, from the actresses' first arrival through to their exit to the shower, including wardrobe selection, introductions to the other cast and crew members, chitchat about everyday life, the sex scene itself, and the post-mortem discussion of how it went.
There are five scenes with five women (a sixth woman, Darcy Tyler, appears in one scene simply as a spectator). I rented the DVD in my ongoing effort to watch Zoe Voss in as many scenes as possible. Her scene was indeed very good, though not one of her best. The happy surprise was Rosemary Radeva, in her very first scene (she now has 26 entries to her credit on IAFD). She is cute as can be, and still had braces on her teeth, apparently for real and not for effect like Kat. She was nervous and overly giggly at first, not surprising for her first porn scene, but when the clothes came off and the sex started, she was a champ, clearly loving what she was doing. I'll definitely be watching more of her scenes.
|Flintstones, The: A XXX Parody (Disc 1)|
Studio: New Sensations
The Flintstones XXX Parody is definitely a 3-star production, neither very bad nor very good. They did a good job with the Bedrock scenery and interiors, and with the cheesy animation effects. Peter O Tool seems to be making a career as John Goodman's porn double. He wowed me in The Big Lebowski (see earlier review) and is quite adequate as Fred Flintstone as well (he never takes his clothes off, to everyone's relief). Anthony Rosano plays Barney like a blonde Rocky (one of his earlier parody appearances), but it works.
But there's no real story, the plot just meanders from one sex scene to the next. The lesbo scene between Wilma (Hillary Scott) and Betty (Brooke Lee Adams) is ho-hum, and so are the hetero scenes by each of those actresses. The two best scenes, which earn the third star, are with Hayden Winters, playing Pebbles, getting it on with Seth Gamble's Bam-Bam, and with my fave Misty Stone, playing (who else?) Mr. Slate's secretary Miss Stone, who meets ALL of Mr. Slate's executive needs. That was Halle Berry's role in the 1994 live action movie, and if Halle had done what Misty does, the film would have broken all box office records.
The scene with Pebbles and Bam-Bam was cute as well as very hot, but it was a little silly for the script to tell us three separate times that they are both 18 years old before we got to see them do their thing.
Worth a watch, with your finger close to the Fast Forward button.
|Barely Legal #114|
Cum a Sutra
I ordered this DVD to see the scene with the gorgeous Ava Jay, but it was disappointingly ho-hum. However, I got a couple of happy surprises, actresses I hadn't known about before. First and foremost was Sophia Sutra, a supreme sexpot in a really hot scene that I watched three times. I will be trying to see everything she's done. Then there was Layla Rose, also gorgeous and sexy. Her scene on this DVD was solo, which is okay, but I'd rather see her with a guy. Unfortunately her filmography on IAFD is totally Nonsex/Lez/Solo.
There was one other scene I enjoyed, pairing Jessica Marie with the director, Otto Bauer. Jessica is a little chunky by Barely Legal standards, but her cheerful enthusiasm made up for it. She only filmed 10 scenes, all in 2011, so I guess her porn career is over.
So in sum there was only one 5-star scene on the DVD, Sophia Sutra's. A couple of other good scenes, and the rest a waste of time. Three stars.
|Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody (Disc 1)|
Studio: New Sensations
I'm afraid New Sensations has gotten a little lazy in their parody productions. This is pretty much a random set of sex scenes strung together with little attention to the erotic possibilities of the Scooby-Doo world. There were some bright spots. Bree Olson is always a kick to watch, and I was glad to get acquainted with Bobbi Starr for the first time, who made a very sexy Velma. But the editing was poor, cutting out key moments such as the first time Velma removes her clothes, and the switch of partners in the final orgy scene, while letting some sequences go on too long. I guess "Will Ryder" (Jeff Mullen) can't direct as many new titles as they want to sell. Pity.
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