All Reviews by Heywood
this was a compilation of some old clips from the 90's and late 80's. i rented this to see some of my all-time favorite stars such as asia carrera, chloe, vicca, & ginger lynn. i've come to realize that i prefer the "gonzo" style of porn and the vignette's that made up this collection didn't really do it for me. it wasn't as graphic or nasty as some of today's movies and some of the scenes were extremely cheesy and really epitomized the "mtv style" of the 90's and almost looked like music video's from that era. i wish that i hadn't waited so long for this one and got a newer movie instead. it was really dated and not what i like these days. two stars, only for having some of my favorite actresses in it.
Studio: Elegant Angel
Disapointing For Chloe
I've always enjoyed watching Chloe cum and love to see her eyes roll to the back of her head... But the lighting was dark, the camera angles were horrible, and the scenes were definately not her best ones. This was a compilation of several of her movies, but they certainly could have found hotter scenes with her in it. Find another movie with Chloe in it and skip this one.
|Real Golden Showers #6|
so i'm a little kinky, so what? you must be too if you're looking at this movie. the other reviewer was right-- there's no sex at all. not even any masturbation. most of the girls seem a little nervous, but they're young (18-20) with great little bodies and most of them are cute (not gorgeous). i'm not sure why they call this "real golden showers", nobody gets pissed on... they all piss outdoors on the ground or in the toilet. it's not as sexy as i had hoped. the narrotor/cameraman gets pretty annoying after a while too. this is my first peeing video, i'll try another and hope i like it better. i'd say pass on this one unless you just want to watch a short scene of a girl peeing then move on to the next girl.
|Lure Of The Triangle|
Horrible 70'S Porn
i was fooled by the picture on the box which was obviously much newer than the movie itself. the movie was shot in the 1970's. the color was washed out and the soundtrack was typical 70's music. i rented it because i like to scuba dive and thought it might be fun to see some underwater sex. it was more laughable than anything else. the sex was awkward because the actors had nothing to hold on to while underwater. the "above water sex" was just as horrible-- the close ups weren't graphic enough and you really couldn't see the action. heed my warning-- skip this movie, its awful!
Studio: Digital Playground
i am completely in love with sophia santi (aka natalia cruze) and think she is absolutely gorgeous. she's the entire reason why i rented this movie. however, i didn't enjoy it because it was very "artsy". lots of super slow-motion, washed out lighting, new-age music over every scene... just not what i enjoy. there was absolutely no dialog at all-- i like to hear the girls talking and hear the noises they make. sophia did solo scenese and girl/girl scenes only-- she never got it on with a guy. i'd pass on this one and rent "playing with sophia" before renting this one if you are a fan of hers like me.
Studio: Digital Playground
i rented this for sophia santi. she's beautiful and does a great solo scene. teagan and the rest of the girls are also beautiful, but the scenes are all dubbed over with music and the occasional slow-mo shot. i prefer to hear the moans & groans of the live action, not some techno-music. 2 stars only because of sophia and the beautiful girls. rent a different movie if you are a fan of the women.