All Reviews by Fred Lake
|Booty Shake Contests #3|
Not Enough Nudity
this is part of a new series of discs by dreamgirls, from a new club somewhere in spring break land. it's a series of "booty shake" contests. while they pour water on the girls, the girls aren't wearing t-shirts but club clothes, which is kind of unique. some of the contests get totally nude but most are just "pull down pants, show thong, expect guys in audience to go crazy". given other dreamgirls series with a lot more nudity, there is just too much fast-forward time (girls in sexy clothes shaking their butts but not showing a darn thing) for my taste. i guess if you have watched every single wet-t-shirt disc ever made that you might consider watching the good 20 or so minutes of these discs.
|Cum On In #2|
Studio: 3rd Degree
In Your Face
this is "in your face porn", noting subtle or romantic or even sexy about it. girls who begged to be used hard and put away wet, and are treated that way. too much anal for my taste and i have deleted this series from my lineup, but if you like anal and/or like "strong" sex, this should get you going.
|Black Juizz in New White Cooze|
Not Bad, Just Not Enough
Four girls have sex with black men (one on one) who (after balling them every which way they can) cum inside their pussies. Good creampie shots of the drip out; way too much anal sex in the earlier part. However, the disk does contain a cum shot compilation which eliminates the need to actually watch the movie itself.
|Cream Pie Orgy #1|
Studio: Devil's Films
It's All About The Cream
Two scenes, each about an hour long, each five women and five men. They swap around for a while, having sex in every position (and a few more), some anal and DP and DV, then at the end of each scene the guys all cum in the women's pussies. It's not really about the creampies; it's really about a whole lot of honest fucking and sucking that ends like real sex really does (creampies), not like fake porn sex does (cum anywhere BUT the pussy). The second one has a special treat. One woman collects the sperm dripping from the pussies in a dog's water dish and the women take turns lapping it up, drinking it, and using their fingers to taste it.
|Internally Yours #3|
Studio: Elegant Angel
Choke And Hammer
I hated this movie (one star), but others may love it (five stars). Just depends what you like.
There are no interviews (I like those, maybe you don't).
The girls are roughly handled, and survive it more than they enjoy it. The girls are choked, slapped, slammed around, and hammered, frankly, abused. They aren't having a good time, just making a paycheck.
If you like girls being slammed around and fucked hard and not enjoying it, you'll love this. I fast forwarded through most of it, and did that rather than just turn it off ONLY because I ALWAYS write reviews of discs I rent.
|Cream Pie #36|
Studio: Homegrown SELECT
Typical Of The Series
five good pies (good drip out scenes), no anal.
the "acting" was stupid as these are actual couples making home movies (supposedly) and somehow think they are supposed to "act" like hot and horny couples (which they would be if they'd just not try to act).
best part is that you can go through "scene selection" to get to the creampies without having to actually watch 90% of the disk.
|5 Guy Cream Pie #18|
Studio: Kick Ass
Pretty Girls; Huge Loads
i've seen a lot of this series, and these are three of the prettiest girls. (hillary is scrawny, a size-zero, the other two are more the "perfect size six" type). the action is hot, the loads are huge, and the creampies are free flowing, no doubt at all that the deed got done. (unlike some creampie features where you have to squint to see a drop of cum deep in there.)
|Screw My Husband Please #6|
Good Ole' Nookie
Several couples show up, have a chat with the creepy bald host, then are introduced to a female porn star. The wife then asks the porn star to screw her husband, and we're off to the races. The porn stars are hot, the guys are hung, and the wives get naked and join in (some quickly, some more reluctantly). Some of the wives even do girl-girl.
You always wonder in these things if this is legit or if the happy couple are unrelated actors hired to play the part. Best evidence is that they are real couples, swingers to be sure and often (but not always) the wife is a model and dancer not unused to being naked in front of a camera and other people.
It's good fun, a good romp in the sack for all concerned, all of whom seem to have a great time. If only the producers could get out of the last century and replace some of the facial money shots with creampies it would be perfect.
|Naked College Coeds #43|
A Mixed Bag
the usual compilation of unrelated scenes. two wet-t-shirt contests from rum runners in key web (one with the shower and one without) including lots of boobs and a little pussy, a few seconds of mardis gras flashing, and some "solo girl posing and spreading and toying". best of the bunch (just because it's something different) is a go-go contest from dirty harry's. six or so girls in short skirts dance. some pull their skirts up (or off) to show their thongs, some pull their panties out from under their skirts. some take the shirts off and dance in their bras, and some take their bras off (or didn't have any bras).
|Special Assignment #42: Babes and Bikes!|
No Beaver = Boring!
the first hint that you're going to be disappointed is that this mess was shot in 2003 and not released until 2005
the disc is a gulfport biker festival, and there are a lot of girls flashing boobs but no pussy. inter-cut in the flashing is a "bikini dance" (topless, absolutely no pussy, even the crowd is standing around talking, not watching). there is what could have been a great wet-t shirt contest (over 20 girls, lots of gymnastics, dance moves, and contortionists) but the editors clipped out all of the pussy flashing (until nearly the end, when you see a brief glimpse). when one girl finally gets totally naked, the frontal views are clipped out of the video (leaving a pretty butt).
it is a fun dvd, lots of music and dancing a laughing. just not any pussy.
i don't know who thought that "tits, no pussy" was a good theme for a biker chick movie but we can hope he will never be allowed to direct or edit a dvd again!
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