All Reviews by Fred Lake
|Shane's World #35|
Studio: Shane's World
the crew (shayne, another guy, 3 chicks) fly to houston to visit a swinger club. lots of interviews about the swinging lifestyle, but most of the sex is the crew doing each other because the swingers chickened out. some time-wasting nonsense (double dating swingers and porn stars play paintball? really?). some nice footage at the club including the "pick your wife blindfolded by feeling the boobs of eight women" contest. after-party at the home of the swingers is pretty tame (lots of making out and fondling, not a lot of sex).
|Internal Violations #2|
Studio: New Sensations
Just Plain Screwing
Five scenes, nine girls (those who actually speak in complete sentences seem euro), about an hour and a half. Each scene ends in a vaginal creampie (most of those draining into the face of the other girl in the scene, who previously got a facial). Most scenes have anal, dp, atm, and so forth. There is some kind of sound track with girls moaning and gasping in ecstacy but it seems fake and overlaid on the scene as sometimes you can see both girls' faces and neither of them is moaning but the soundtrack is going full speed. There is no plot, no dialogue, no explanation of how these people came to be here. It's just wall to wall screwing.
|65 Guy Cream Pie #2|
Studio: Devil's Films
It started kind of slow with her walking around in slut clothes pulling cocks out of pants, but eventually moved to the bed. She did a bunch (repeat, bunch) of double-penetration and anal at first, then settled down to constant fucking. About halfway through the movie, the creampies started and by the end she's just banging them out one guy per minute. When the cum starts flying, she keeps asking for it in her ass but the guys clearly want to use her pussy and she finally quits asking for anal and just takes load after load after load in her pussy. Some guys barely cum (some probably don't) and not ever hump ends in a dripping out scene (many are so sequential there wasn't time!) but most of them do. She's always jumpy and begging for more sex, but she clearly is helping some of the guys out by coaxing them to slow down and enjoy the ride, helping some of them get over the shyness of getting naked and fucking a stranger in front of 75 or so people.
|Best Internal Cumshots #1|
Studio: Homegrown SELECT
Xplor Blows It Big Time
xplor (homegrown) has an excellent series of truly amateur internal cumshots. i've seen many of these disks and highly recommend them (four or five stars). but this disc is a bad joke. first off, these are not the "best" of the scenes in their discs; there are many better. second, the fourth one isn't even an internal cumshot at all. (some dim bulb pulls out of his wife's pussy and shoots all over it, not the definition of "internal" i read once.) third, if they were going to do a compilation they could have given us shortened versions of a dozen scenes (foreplay, 1/10 of the fucking, and the cumshot). fourth, the "photo album" seriously lacks clear creampie photos.
they'd be better served to recall and destroy all of this disc and just continue the outstanding series of truly amateur scenes instead of recycling random scenes into a supposedly "best of" disc that isn't the best and isn't anything different than the rest of the series.
|5 Guy Cream Pie #15|
Studio: Kick Ass
Continuing The Tradition
If you like creampies, no other DVD series gives you more per disc. They vary from gushers to dribblers, but it's all good. The women are pretty, the guys are studly, and the action is intense. I really don't care that the girls clean up between shots, as the point is the creampie, not that if you don't clean up you just make the girl messy.
|Cream Pie #20|
Studio: Homegrown SELECT
Not One Of Xplor's Best
Other than one creampie in the gangbang (which had only three guys and technically fails to meet the standard four guys for gangbangs) you're going to have to take the word of the women than a creampie happened. You just don't see the gush/drip you expect. Other than that, it's just amateur screwing. These seem to be scenes rejected from previous disks because of a lack of cream in the pie.
|Internal Explosions #3|
The First Woman Is Worth It
typical creampie movie. five women are interviewed, then screwed, and finally left with sperm dripping out of their coochies. well, sort of.
the first woman is spanish and if you never understood the difference between latina and high castillian nobility you will. she's the kind of woman you leave in charge of the thousand-acre cattle ranch while you go on a business trip. she can handle anything. she doesn't believe in wasting sperm and it all goes to the right place. she's worth the price of the movie, but sadly the rest are just fast forward material. the second girl is hot enough, but somebody got the bright idea to give the viewer a quarter of fake cum instead of the real stuff. the third and fifth girls take anal pies; if you like then, great, i just hit the "skip to next scene" button. the fourth girl gives it her best shot but the "creampie" is a couple of drops of pre-cum from a guy who just can't deliver the package.
|Cream Pie #27|
Studio: Homegrown SELECT
Not That Impressive
85 minutes. five girls take creampies (one anal, four vaginal). as with most such movies, the scenes tend to drag as you wait for the finish and the fast forward button gets a workout. the creampies are not that impressive; only one is the kind of flowing cum you would expect (and see from other studios). the director doesn't let the girl use her fingers to dig the cum out or spread it around. the "photo gallery" has only one decent creampie picture. bright spot is the hour-long preview of other xplor movies.
|Young, Dumb, and Filled with Chocolate Cum #3|
Studio: Evasive Angles
Stupid Czech Girls
Five or six Czech/Slovak girls get screwed and filled with sperm. (At least one of them didn't expect that, or put on a damn fine act of being pissed.) One girl does DP. None of the girls speaks much English, so there aren't any interviews as such.
|Party Bus Pussy Patrol #3|
Plain Old Porn, In A Van.
this is generic porn (with way too much anal for my taste) but instead of actually coming up with something actually creative about the sex, they had the sex scenes shot in a "party bus" or a limo. i guess a novel location counts for creativity. i won't be renting any more of these.
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