All Reviews by FarmBoy
|Erotic Stories: Lovers & Cheaters #1|
Studio: New Sensations
Not my style
Not horrible, but the excessive makeup, poor attempts at artsy edditing/lightig, same old male leads, and lack of real female orgasms make this film lackluster for me. Lots of 2 on 1, but too may cocks. Dani Woodward is good and the blonde from the hottub scene has a geat ass , 30 minutes of trailers hardly redeem the low points of the film. 2.5 stars
|Ginger Lynn & Co.|
Compilation of retro action
A bunch of scenes thrown together with limited setup. The girls are retro(some big hair on top and some hair down below). A good variety of action(2 on 1, anal, dp, girl/girl but not very memerable. As with other classics the audio and picture quality are mediocre by todays standards.
|Mike In Brazil #2|
Studio: Reality Kings
The girls in Mike in Brazil 2 are very hot and have good attitudes. They all speak Portugese before and during thier scenes which adds to the exotic feel. Really hot bodies with just the right amount of curves. The lighting and sound are excellent. Down sides are a little to much focus on the same penetration shots for me. The DVD features an "extra" scene but sadly no trailers for other reality kings features. If you've never seen reality kings material, check this out.
|ATK Red Delicious #1|
Smoke but no Fire
Overall a delightful romp, but hardly a definitive compilation of redheaded women. Redheads may be better in bed but the lighting and sound were lacking so much that it was hard to say if they were really redheads and hard to determine how much fun they were having. One anal scene, a couple solos, a girl/girl and a few boy/girl all tame but fairly natural and fun. The scenes varied quite a bit in audio and sound quality.
|A Woman's Orgasm #2|
Studio: New Sensations
Some Quality solos w/ 45 min. girl/girl bonus
Probably a 3 star without all the special feature material. With over an hour of bonus footage including cute behind the scenes interviews and a long scene from 4 finger club this rental gets a 4 star. Girls use various toys including pocket rocket, rabbit, magic wand, sybian, bullet and more to achieve real orgasms. Decent girls, good lighting and sound. Highlight for me: Fire crotch Heather Carolin and the magic wand. Lowlights: April O'neil is hot but her scene is lackluster, could be tedious if you're not into vibrators.
|Seinfeld: A XXX Parody! (Disc 1)|
Studio: New Sensations
Great Parody Great Quality So-So Women
Great look alikes, sets, and Parody. The Elaine character says some crazy stuff during the first scene. Hot, but a little over the top and also kinda anoying at points. Sasha Grey is gorgeous although her scene is weak,
the girls didn't blow me away,(last girl not at all). the action is standard porn fare, spitting and choking included.
Overall a high quality parody porn with lackluster sex and female talent.
|Brand New Faces #27|
quaility time with cute girls
Similar gonzo style to Ed Powers Dirty Debutantes but without, you guessed.... it Ed Powers.Can't say I really miss him. Great introduction/interview time with each girl before her scene. The personality of the girls really comes through. This chapter of the Brand New Faces series has consistently hot chics, who seem really horny. Overall Pros for me: Hot, new chics, High quality, not too hardcore. Cons for me: Scenes are long and repeatative.
|Japan Teen Creampie #7|
Despite the fact that i don't speak Japanese and i found the guy with the censored face thing kind of creepy, I enjoyed aspects of this film enough to warrant 4 stars.
Pros: The girls are hot in the cute kind of innocent looking way. Variety of action/scenes including very interesting toys some bath tub action and a scene in a car. Orgasms. Overall picute and audio quality are high.
Con: Language barrier makes all of the interview time boring. It seems all japanese Girls moan in a similar manner, kinda gets old. As with other Japanese films the male role seems somewhat creepy.
|ATK Hairy Red Heads|
Some "Real Red heads"
A bunch of scenes involving mostly, (not all) red haired girls. Most girls are dyed red but there are a few "real" red heads.
Highlights: Variety of girls, One girl with a huge Clit. Girls are generally natural (limited fake breasts lots of pubic hair are common.l
Lowlights: Girls are not the hottest, some scenes are short and the action is not the hottest. Picture and audio quality don't stand out as being great.
|Kick Ass Chicks #91: Alt Chicks|
Studio: Kick Ass
Delivers lots of content; chicks with tatoos and piercings
Pros: Loads of content; Previews are a plus
A variety of chicks and scenarios.
Cons: Audio and picture Quality are certianly not the best. If you're looking for barbie girls these Ladies are not your standard 'centerfold' beautiful.
This disc is a compilation of scenes. A few fetish(foot/handjob) scenes are included. Every scene has a little alternative (tatoo, periced, goth/punk) style. Quality is not the best, and girls are not the prettiest.