All Reviews by Deegenerate
|Squirting 101 #5|
Studio: Digital Sin
The title of this one leads you to think you will see a lot of action,and gushing girls.UH---no.There was lot of TALK,some fingering,and blowjobs-but no actual penetration.Not even much squirting,either.I rented this one because it has a couple of chicks I like-Jennifer Luv,and country girl Nicole Brazzle-but their talents were indeed wasted here...although Nicole DID coax out a nice load to her face.There were too many guys,milling about,and WAY too much talking,without any action.The only guy that got screwed was ME-for wasting a spot in my lineup for this dvd.....
|Cum Inside #1|
Studio: Digital Sin
Czech This Out
Not the best of this series-but a decent dvd.Features all czech republic girls-decent looking,but what really does it (for me,anyway) is those accents..but then I used to get WOOD watching Bullwinkle,whenever NATASHA spoke....
|Fat Beach Patrol #2|
ok-going in,i was really curious about this one.the box cover suggests sort of a 400 lb version of "baywatch".and it was amusing as a tubby "lifeguard" steals a sub sandwich,from a couple on the beach.but as porno? yeccchhh...first to make a porno-you need to hire guys than can get it up.only 1 of the 3 guys was able to do that.(but then you can't blame 'em)negative 5 stars........
Not Bad,Not Great....
Thumbs in the middle on this one.The gals are pretty good,but there's only 4 scenes.2 gals appear to be in their 40s-Rubee,and Gigi are over 50(easily).Samantha reminds me of "Stifler's mom" in American Pie and she is hot-even getting boned in a parking lot.Brunette amazon with pierced snapper takes on son's best friend.Seen that storyline-millions of times.Saggy skinned Rubee takes on a geeky guy that looks like the geeky kid from the movie "Christine".Finally we have Gigi-who I believe is veteran slut Anastasia Sands with a brunette dye job.She flops and bounces all over this limp dicked youngster.Not great by any means-but if you like older vintage ho's-this will turn your crank
|British Are Blowing, The|
i will give 2 stars for the girls.most are average looking,but there's a couple real cuties in here.love the accents,too.trouble is,they have nothing to work with.there's only one decent sized (and hard)cock in this one.a few of the dicks were not bigger than my thumb,and despite their small size,and inability to get hard-they seemed to cum in record time.and cum,as in eyedropper.to add to this mess-"geriatric" dick nasty appeared in roughly half of the scenes.i see that geezer,and i reach for the ff button,on the remote.this was in the mail,in an hour.thumbs down.given some decent cock?this could have been really good
|Fuckin' Old School|
The wonderful Kitty Fox appears in 3 of the 4 scenes here.But she only performs in one,which is a shame.This disc would have been alot better if Kitty stuck around in the 2 scenes that she introduced,then left the scene.Had she done a 3 way in those scenes this one might have gotten 4 stars.As it is? A lukewarm,lackluster disc-but the sizzling Ami Charms saved this one from a one-star rating.She got me harder than CHINESE ALGEBRA....
|Vacuum Hoes #3: All-Natural Busty Edition|
Ok-In A Pinch
Not terrible,but nothing to write home about,either.The drooping tits were nothing special,and none of the chicks were especially talented..one even jerked the pancake batter on her forehead..WHAT's that about?
|Squirting 101 #6|
Studio: Digital Sin
What A Waste
A real disappointment-because the girls are actually very hot-especially Jackie Moore.But nothing happens except they get fingered,and blow a bunch of geeky,annoying guys.Dont waste your time-or rental space on this one.This gets ONE STAR-only because there are no negative star boxes to check.
|Anal Life #2|
A (Hole) Plus !
Nice disc.I admit,I am not a big anal fan.Personally,I can think of 2 other places that I would rather stick my wiener,than in some chick's ass.But this one had two of my favorites in it,so I figured,why not?Let me take a look.And I wasn't disappointed.All chicks are hot,and real nasty,as they get their back doors plumbed.No holes barred,here.Each chick ends up getting a 'protein shake' to the kisser.Worth a rent-especially for you ASS pirates,out there........
Studio: Leisure Time
Absolutely Horrible-Negative Stars
Don't even consider this one.First off the footage is old,and grainy,and hard to watch.Secondly-in between every scene you get about 5 min.of ads for phone sex.You'll be fast forwarding all through this mess.Don't bother.
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