All Reviews by Deegenerate |  | Vacuum Hoes #1: Original Edition Studio: Crush
Sucks-And-Blows
Pretty decent DVD-only chick I had seen before was Nicole Brazzle.She was actually HILARIOUS -she made some indescribable sounds,as she was playing the PINK TROMBONE..Worth a look,but several girls were almost 'robotic' as they did their hum- jobs-one blonde chick even looked like she was drifting off to sleep-until she took a shot of tapioca to the eye....
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|  | Vacuum Hoes #2: Office Edition Studio: Crush
Sucked-And Not In A Good Way
the chicks were ok,but only one or two showed any enthusiasm,in their "work".a couple were almost robotic,and the last chick actually looked bored/sleepy as the guy was jerking his jerky,preparing to glaze her kisser with man-paste.this series had a few good installments,so i rented this.(wish i didn't)
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|  | Deepthroat Virgins #10 Studio: Homegrown SELECT
Good Jobs
This was pretty good.Some great BJs in this one.I liked the gal with the Russian uniform and cap.( I had a thing for NATASHA on Rocky & Bullwinkle-I thought her accent was sexy).Although there is some tears in here,you do get some real deep throat.But deep throating a short,stubby dick isn't real impressive.But the girls have personality and seem to like doing this,so its enjoyable.
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|  | Deepthroat Virgins #4 Studio: Homegrown SELECT
Ok But Not Great
Nothing great in this one.One quick run through then back in the mail.This series is hit or miss.Some dvds are really good.Others like this one are really ho-hum.(No pun intended)
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|  | Horny Over 40 #29 Studio: Homegrown SELECT
Stinks Like 'Week Old Fish'........
i knew i was in trouble when the first scene starts and here comes this naked,gray haired "leslie nielsen-look-a-like"...then it gets worse.the old guy does do a decent job,on the chick-but...then he blows his wad on her ass-and he licks it off.that image will give me nightmares,for weeks.....rest of the disc was okay,i guess.remember the john waters film "cry baby"? there's a chick in this one that looks just like "hatchet-face" in that film-but this chick did have an awesome body,and great tits.had technical some problems playing the disc,too.it wouldnt advance to the next scene,automatically.also this series puts the same bloopers in every installment.pass on this one,fellow pervs......
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|  | Horny Over 40 #19 Studio: Homegrown SELECT
Not Good
This was kind of lousy.The film quality is grainy,and the action is not great.But the blonde on the box cover saves this one from negative stars.She takes on these 2 guys and they cum numerous times all over her.It was good-but probably not worth renting this for.
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|  | Horny Over 40 #21 Studio: Homegrown SELECT
Pretty Good
this was pretty good.didn't care for the scene with the couple using whipped cream and chocolate,but the rest was good.there's even a cream-pie thrown in here (it's not in the "food scene").camera work was lousy,though-and one scene you could really see the light reflecting off the guy's ass.but thats ok-this is supposed to be amateur,anyway.
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|  | Horny Over 40 #22 Studio: Homegrown SELECT
Not So Great
Not the best I've seen in this series.I like the amatuer porn offered by Xplor-its real average people,but I've seen better installments in this series.It's not BAD,but nothing great or notable here.
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|  | Horny Hairy Girls #10 Studio: Rodney Moore
Needs A Hair Cut...
Not awful,but not really great.5 scenes-one is BJ only-Amber Ways slobbers WAY too much on Rod's meat-stick.One (Delilah)is just striptease.Surpisingly enough the one that I liked the most was the boyish Katie Bobb.Not that I have any GAY tendencies,mind you.I think what gave me a RISE was that she was SO unlike what a girl in a porno usually looks like.I will give props to Rodney,he gets chicks you won't see elsewhere.Unfortunately his dvds are inconsistent -some are really great and some are PUTRID..its a crap-shoot renting one of his dvds-you might get something great or CRAP out.
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|  | Scale Bustin Babes #9 Studio: Rodney Moore
On A Scale Of One To......
This is really a question of quantity,and Quality.Theres only 4 scenes-2 of which,the chicks strip,and dance/around.One scene is a blowjob only-BUT there is one good scene with a hefty redhead-I admit I am a sucker for redheads.She was really great,and Holly single-handedly saved this disc from negative stars.Still,the disc was back in the sleeve,in the envelope going back in the mail,in an hour.
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