NYOMI MARCELA – her ass is a tad flat but beyond that the girl is really good looking; amazing pole smoking lips, thin legs, beautiful small real breasts. Her only real shortcoming in the past has been her lack of energy and enthusiasm in many of her movies. Surprisingly she was quite active here. There are nice visuals of her riding pole and “dragon position” on the edge of the bed. She engages in too much spitting on cock. Girls have done this nasty action on me and I find it overrated. All the liquid creates a “slippery slope” and you end up losing sensation. JAZMINE LEIH – thick but once bent over her ass looks nice and not fat; face not pretty so I shined it. ARCADIA and ENVY MI – this MFF scene blows because Envy Mi never takes the pipe. Her face is really cute so I’ll need to find out if she does lezbo only and get better looks at her body. KEA KULANI – ok looking but tad thick; big gross fake tits…”I’m Audi 5000 G”… YURI – she takes on a missile dick; some nice missionary with legs up on shoulders; no doggie-style on that sweet ass; twenty seconds of cowgirl; this scene blows ass due to poorly chosen positions. Next!

This may be an enjoyable picture for you if you like thick Asians taking on above average or huge poles. Bear in mind the girls will barely or never be “affected” by the large pole they are receiving. For my money this equals one serious “snore fest”. KYANNA LEE – face is kind of sort of appealing; too much eye make-up; medium build; weak fake dirty talk; nice medium shots of doggie-style; too many low-angle or extreme close-ups which made me dizzy; nasty upper back tat. MIA LELANI – thick body; not appealing. KEA KULANI – thick; saggy tits; gross tramp stamp; not appealing. SANAE MOON – looks Blasian genetically; too much fishnet; face is pretty cute with braces; decent horn-blow; ink on stink (common in this movie). YURI – creamy white skin; looks Korean; medium frame towards smaller; face complexion poor; horn-blow on all fours is nice; medium shot doggie-style is hot on that nice ass; cowgirl nice. If you like the Black on Asian thing on thick girls this could work for you if you don’t mind all girls being pros. For me I wouldn’t line my cat’s litter box with it.

LUCY LEE – This girl is really good looking but the theme of this scene didn’t work for me. It had a “workout” theme and as a result Lucy performs the FMM horn-blowing like a road whore on coke (i.e. very rapidly) to the point it made me dizzy trying to focus on her going from pole to pole. Also, this girl has a beautiful ass which we never see, not in cowgirl style and not in doggie-style. Instead the underneath angle is overused or long-shots are used with actor’s legs obstructing our view of this girl’s gorgeous body. BOUTIQUE SCENE – This girl’s face is subpar, her hooter is job is $5.00 or less and her age is late 30’s or beyond. That being said, her body looked pretty nice in the MMF doggie-style horn-blow position. And I especially liked the close-ups from behind and high-angle shots of her getting corned. SANDY RIO – This Brazilian has a pretty face and nice blue eyes (blue contacts?). Unfortunately, her skin quality was subpar and her body too thick for my tastes.

If it weren’t for EVELYN LIN this movie wouldn’t have been worthy of lining a cat’s litter box. Evelyn is likely the prettiest Chinese girl in porn (produced in the USA). She looks good in this movie and gets royally pounded by a big tool. I love watching her reach down to try and limit Long Dong Silver (not to be confused with the actual porn actor bearing this name) from “going deep”. The camera angles are nice in this scene. RILEY – Unfortunately, she looks cuter on the box than she does in her scene. She does a MMF scene with pretty decent sex and mediocre camera angles. Also, her fair skin gets washed out by poor lighting choices. The other girls vary from gross to mediocre looking. There are some disgusting large tats on the ladies which further limits this production. All in all, this movie is -- “no bueno”.

Lucy Lee is a very pretty girl and looks really good on film. Private films are almost always beautifully shot with a focus on locations, pretty girls, hot sex and strong lighting. There are some nice FFM and MMF scenes in this movie but I’d hoped for better. There weren’t enough high-angle camera shots or MMF doggie-oral action. Also, one of the MMF scenes was very short. And one of the outdoor scenes was washed out badly by the bright sun. I’d recommend seeking out some shade on the next shoot. Fortunately, there is a surplus of corning going on. All in all, this movie is a pretty decent offering by Private.

The premise of this movie it seems is that girl’s who normally don’t shag on camera or who are hanging out and not intended to be shagging on camera that day engage in hot sex. Nice try! The execution of said premise is beyond piss poor. Also, most of these girls are “nierney birney” or have looked way better in other movies. LIBELLULE – this dark-skinned Asian honey briefly smokes a borderline mule dick (pretty hot) before exiting the scene. Then, we are exposed to a hefty troll taking the borderline mule through a variety of sexual positions. BAMBOO – I swear she’s looked better but in this movie she is an orangish tan color with the fake tits looking disgusting and the body meaty. Not even the MMF factor could save this scene. Maybe I am recalling another Asian honey with the same or a similar name? The only scene worth a hair on a burro’s ass was the MMMF scene with a hottie brunette. Unfortunately, a major overuse of bad camera angles or sexual positions (ex. Underneath) sabotaged this scene and made it barely hot. This movie blows doors.

I give about a half squirt for Melissa Martinez’s scene and a full squirt for Vanessa Figueroa’s scene. MELISSA MARTINEZ – The camera angles on the blow job “blow doors” as her pretty face is neglected. The timber on the actor is too small for this girl. I loved watching her take Diesel and she should stay on that side of the “timber scale”. Then she doesn’t have to fake her enthusiasm or state of being overwhelmed. There are some nice medium shots of the doggie-style action and there is plenty of it. She talks Spanish at times which gives it a touch more heat. The actor does his best with his not-so-mighty sword to give her a good pounding. She needs to arch her back more in the cowgirl position as her posterior is a touch on the flat side. Katalina and Estella are too chunky for my tastes. SAMANTHA SOUTH – This girl could be pretty hot but she opted to add lame tattoos of her name across her entire low back and beyond. Maybe it’s there in case she ever forgets her stage name? I love her fair skin and thin body in this MMF scene. Her ass has a pretty decent shape but the gross ass tat did me in. VANESSA FIGUEROA – She says she’s Salvadorian and has fair skin, long dark hair and a thin body until you get to a nice round Latine ass. She takes on some pretty serious timber in her MMF scene. Watching her “horn job” Chris Charming was “hotter than a piss sandwich”. The other actor tends to ruin scenes via his mouth. I saw him do something similar in a MMF scene with Evelyn Lin. He needs to leave the directing to the director. Vanessa’s noise seems pretty authentic and its fairly clear Charming’s mule dick overwhelms her at times. She has those nice pliable butt cheeks I love. Forget about the buns of steel of the 90s’ porn. The doggie-style pounding by Charming while she smoked the other actor was pretty hot. This is worth a “sniff”.

EVELYN – She is a very pretty Chinese girl who appears to be early on in her porn career. The “royal pounding” she takes during doggie seems to elicit some very authentic noises. The frontal camera shot is really hot and gives us a very nice perspective to admire her beautiful body in motion. TIA LING – She has a fairly decent face and a really nice body until you get to her $5.00 hooter job. Again, we get some nice frontal shots during doggie…but her butt is more flat than Evelyn’s. Also, I wish these girls had less ass/back “ink”. TIA TANAKA – Tia is a slightly pudgy girl with a cute face and nice fair skin. She looks best blowing horn and during the medium shot of her getting done doggie. I really am digging the frontal camera angles during doggie. It really looks HOT! Fortunately, TT boy keeps his choking and face slapping to a minimum in this movie. The director had a stunning shot (only a few seconds) of her getting done doggie while lying flat on her stomach…if only it had been a longer shot. The cowgirl position doesn’t look great given her “slightly” thick build. KYANNA – This girl couldn’t be more bored during the interview. Fortunately, she is better once put into action. She has some definite meat on her but surprisingly it looks great in motion. I especially enjoyed her horn job and doggie action taking on a “missile” of a penis. The medium shots are great and the 69 sequence was nearly as good. The underneath doggie camera work was forgettable (again, too much pudge for that to work well). Her skin is nice and appreciated when compared with a lot of other women in porn. Overall, this movie is a worthwhile endeavor that should provide you with a pretty easy “onion peeling” session.

There were a couple of BIG poles but not many LITTLE holes. In fact it was just the opposite with several gaping caverns. MONA LIZA is a pretty attractive girl with a nice body who stars alongside MADONNA. This girl is as mediocre as the day is long and actually kind of gross. Mona Liza does save the day with her horn-blowing, doggie-style segment and DP extravaganza. LIVIA is pretty enough but the sex is just “okay”. VANESSA is a cute, young-looking blondie with a nice body. Her doggie-style segment is good but that is about the only segment worth mentioning. Other things you will see are buttered buttholes, MMF sex, fairly attractive girls and not much cliché porn nasty talk. KATIE has a really cute face and a pretty decent body but her tats are weak and her foxhole looks as “loose as a goose”. Both actors keep slipping out…and these aren’t the “smallest” actors in the bunch. The doggie-style segment is passable but nothing special. And if only she had shut her pie-hole more this scene could have been a little hotter.

YURI, LANA CROFT and TIA TANAKA. Yuri’s scene had its moments given the MMF factor and some nice shots of her during doggie-style/horn blowing. Her creamy white skin and the dark skinned actors makes for a very hot contrast. Her pliable butt cheeks should’ve been utilized even more. The “dragon position” and high-angle doggie-style visuals were made for that ASS. This scene was good but could’ve been so much better. LANA CROFT – she’s a very pretty Filipino girl but oddly I couldn’t get past the stretch marks on her ass and the poor camera angles chosen for her scene. I would drop cash money to see that ass dragon style or high-angle doggie-style. TIA TANAKA – this girl is super cute and has Vietnamese ancestry at minimum. She has a nice pillowy ass and the sex is pretty good. If only she would laser off the tramp stamp she would be a nine in my book. All in all, the camera angles were pretty good but they simply failed to take full advantage of the ASSets of the talent.