All Reviews by Coolbreeze
|Asian New Cummers #3|
“You May be Able to Take Care of Business”…
This should get the job done for many but the girls and the product are largely forgettable at the end of the day. NORA LIN – a tad thick of a frame but well proportioned; fairly nice ass looks good bent over; flattering doggie-style shots; her noise making is surprisingly good. TYLENE TAN – skinny body; nice high-angle doggie-style shots and the actor unloads a gallon on her ass; decent scene. The rest of the ladies were not my type or were trolls. Next!
|Asian Street Hookers #44|
Studio: T.T.B. Productions
“Girls with Serious Sailor Mouth”…
However, the movie prevails even though some girls curse every other word. KINA – This is one hot petite Filipino girl with an angelic face. There is really sound camera work for the most part. She looks gorgeous blowing the large tool (nice extreme close-up) of the much older actor. The medium shot of her blowing horn while bent over on the couch was mesmerizing. She gets a serious dry shagging in the doggie position but the actor never seems to get more than two-thirds of his tool buried inside. If this scene contained a high angle doggie shot it would’ve earned a 9.5 rating from me. ANASTACIA – She is a decent looking slightly thick Filipino girl. Her foxhole is “loose as a goose” which turns me off so I move on. LANA LAINE – This Filipino girl is pretty average looking with a thin body and really nice skin. Again, the director utilizes some nice high angle oral camera work. Another bonus is that she keeps her skirt and fishnets on while she gets done doggie. But the best segment has her in the missionary position leaning towards the actor. Her body looks terrific holding this position while getting worked over. Unfortunately, an annoying phone keeps ringing in the background. I think it is time to hire a new stage manager. Most of the girls get pop shots to end the scenes. NYOMI ZEN – This girl is cute with a really nice body. Unfortunately, she acts and talks like a $2.00 road whore. What a turn off. If I wanted this kind of girl I’d head to a white trash bar at 2am. What happened to “the girl next door”? I’m so tired of “the trailer park girl next door”. Her wet blow job was kind of nast. THAI MICHELLE – Her face is pretty nice but the body is too thick. The medium shots do flatter her butt when bent over but that is the best thing I can say about this scene. When she rides the actor’s wand her butt spreads out and loses its luster. My rating is based on my enjoyment of the KINA and LANA scenes.
|Well Hung Amateurs #1|
Studio: Homegrown SELECT
"I could've shot somebody's eye out"...
I thought I was 18 again based on the "launch" this movie created for me. This movie is worth it for Cindy alone. This girl is young and clearly inexperienced which sells home the amateur factor. Watching her smoke pole and take Buck's meaty tool makes for a visual paradise for the viewers. CINDY (solo) -- The lighting is really good and the wardrobe perfectly emphasizes the "youth factor". I especially liked watching her get worked over while wearing her tennis shoes. She giggles and is playful (not staged) and is clearly "affected" by the sex. Her ass is gorgeous in the doggie-style position. Buck closes the scene by spraying on her face. CINDY & LEXI -- Lexi is another cutie with blondish hair. Like Cindy she is tat and piercing free -- thank you porn gods! Cindy licks Lexi's clit while Buck pounds away on Lexi. Cindy licks the sea sauce off Lexi's face at the end of the scene. Buck's dialogue in his movies is "mildly" annoying but completely forgivable as he does things to these girls that we would do if we were in his shoes. Surprisingly, you rarely see this in gonzo porn. I love this series and only watched these scenes due to the other girls not being my types. I can't recommend this series strongly enough.
|Oriental Orgy World #4|
Studio: Evasive Angles
“Plenty of Hog, not enough Dog”…
This movie has plenty of thick Asian asses (if that is your “cup of tea”) but there wasn’t enough emphasis on doggie-style on those thick booties. Here is a brief summary of some of the girls: AVA DEVINE – this girl has a hideous complexion, a $5.00 hooter job and a thick body. But if you’re into nasty, this is your girl. NATALIA – who lost a bet that allowed this girl in the adult cinema? She has a man’s haircut and a blasé shapeless body to boot. She sounds like a dying cow when getting pounded. JADE – this girl would be attractive if you could do a withdrawal on the ink and piercings. KEMORA – this girl looks young, and is tall and pretty. Unfortunately, we don’t see her get done doggie. But Mr. Marcus does give her a nice “corning-ware” session. LUCY – she has a pretty cute face and a really nice body. The show begins with the interviews and transitions to horn-jobs. At one point the boys do the rounds through the girls to get their horns polished. Other highlights include: Lucy getting done doggie by Mr. Marcus; Kemora getting corned by Mr. Marcus; a girl “gushing”; Mr. Marcus corning a thin girl in the doggie position; facial finishes. Overall, this is just mediocre adult interracial orgy action. The lighting is good but the camera angles could have been better. And the girls just weren’t hot enough. Other movies in this series are better as they mix in some petite Asians.
"False Advertising At Its Not-So-Finest"...
I'm giving this movie two stars due to the following reasons: the sexual positions were more creative than today's adult movies; there were some decent bodies on the actresses; the music was strong. I've never seen a Suzy Chung movie but I can tell you that the girl on the box cover looks WAY hotter than the Asian girl in the movie. I don't even see a resemblance. Also, the still photo of the posterior is not on the Asian girl in this movie and doesn't seem to be "present and accounted for" in this movie. In a MFF scene a black guy has the Asian girl and a white girl bent over and stacked. He does one doggie-style and performs oral sex on the other. This was pretty decent. Also, a MMF scene with a white girl has some better than average sexual positions. The Bossa Nova jazz ("The Girl from Ipannema") music in the background was almost surreal. I never would've seen that coming. The movie has two mediocre John Holmes scenes. Also, the scene with John Holmes and the Asian girl on the box cover DOES NOT appear in this movie. This is false advertising at its not-so-finest in motion. I wouldn't bother with this...there are much better works in the 70s'.
|High School Bunnies|
“Only if you’re a true fan of Old Skool Porn”…
The lighting and the visual quality of the film (especially considering its age) are good throughout. The storyline is juvenile and simplistic but at least one exists. Beth Anna isn’t as cute as she appears on box covers. Her three on one, MMMF gangbang was rather weak. There were no position changes and little heat to speak of. Most actresses are fairly attractive with one cute brunette stand-out. She gets done doggie in a orgy scene. Her ass looks really nice and it photographed well (shy of a high-angle shot). All in all, this movie simply didn’t “fire me up”. It was like “going through the motions” of a workout versus actually pushing yourself through each exercise.
“Whackability Low but Honies are Present”…
It’s been my experience that the majority of films shot in the 70s’ have a low whack factor. Unfortunately, they are often sabotaged/plagued by dark lighting, poor audio, poor image quality and short sex scenes. It’s too bad because often they will have nice erotic storylines and better acting. My favorite scenes in this movie featured a brunette maid in a MFFF bondage scene and an athletic brunette hottie in lace-ups and a red top and sexy shorts in a MMF scene. The two actors tagged her inside a screened in porch of a cabin in the woods. Another con of this movie was there seemed to be no real storyline. Although, I’ll confess that after the first scene I utilized the FF button excessively to find “the hot tail on a hot tin roof”. Both sex scenes mentioned had some brief hot moments but nothing was “golden” due to the reasons I mentioned above.
|Kristara Barrington Unleashed!|
“Classic Asian Tail -- Barely Unleashed”…
The first couple of scenes feature “two pump chumps” so there is zero “whack factor” going on. There is a group scene in which a bunch of mattresses are placed together. Unfortunately there is zero interplay between the 3-4 couples so the heat factor is nominal at best. Borderline “three pump chumps” are featured here. I will say that Kristara’s body looks extra hot in a few scenes featured on this movie. While her ass isn’t incredibly shapely it looks very shaggable when riding tool or being done doggie-style. Another plus with Kristara is her foxhole looks “snug as a bug in a rug” even when she’s taking on an average-sized tool. In one scene her nice pillowy soft butt cheeks are featured in a doggie-style segment but the picture quality is poor. Throughout the movie some video quality is good and some is mediocre leaning toward bad. Although, the biggest factors which sabotaged this movie were not enough doggie-style (a running theme with these Kristara compilations) and there are many bad camera angles. I would only rent this if you love that Korean fair-skinned look to the 10th power. Otherwise, “keep on sniffin”…
|Case Of The Missing Seka Master, The|
“Ron Jon Does it Again”…
There are three tasty scenes in this movie. One consists of a tri-fecta lesbo scene, another with a cute Asian (MELINE MASGLO?) in a MF scene and another with RON JEREMY and a fairly cute brunette (NATALIA HARRIS?) and petite Asian honey (KEANA?). The MFF with “Ron Jon” was the superior scene for me. Watching Ronny boy bury his long-dong doggie-style on that cutie Asian’s sweet ass while she licked box on the brunette was almost too much to take (and eventually was). There were some nice high-angle and medium shots which displayed things beautifully (see box shots and screen shots) and the camera angles were held fairly long. Later Ron goes the “cornroute” on the whitey which looked pretty nice. Ron is looking pretty heinous in this movie which makes it all that more spectacular that he is hammering these “porn” 8.0 or 8.5 girls. The cutting back and forth between these scenes and old Seka scenes is a minor annoyance but mostly doesn’t interrupt the whack factor.
"Watch a Toad Become a Princess..."
Okay, so maybe not a princess...but she's pretty attractive. This is a surreal movie which involves a psychologist, religion and drug users to name a few. The film opens with a vacuum cleaner salesman with two "hoses". Sylvia (the featured actress) morphs from a homely school marm (okay, not old) to a $2.00 whore periodically throughout the film. There are plenty of sex scenes if only the duration of these scenes were longer. The biggest ASSets of this film are the natural bodies, fairly interesting storyline and group sex/orgy. One actress gets restrained and slapped around which seemed a bit over the top. However, the sequence calms down as she leaves the room prior to any sex taking place. The lighting is at times subpar but not horrible. One scene has Sylvia in MMF sex in a "sandbox" style bed. Typical of 70s' films there is some good natural heat but sexual positions aren't held long enough for us to enjoy that heat. Also, they have too many long shots when medium or close-ups would've given the viewer a much better perspective. Overall, this is pretty decent classic 70s' porn but it may be tough for you to "peel the onion".
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