All Reviews by Coolbreeze
|Trained Teens #3|
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
“A Mixed Sac and No Emptying Occurred”…
I gave it the college try but there was no “peeling the onion” to this movie. MAGGIE STAR – face is passable at best; ass is subpar; boring cliché dirty talk; no thanks. CRIS TALIANA – pig tails looked pretty good; meaty ass; she acts as if she was a dog being walked on a chain; there were some nice subjective camera angles but the mediocre lighting sabotaged it (very washed out); she takes on an average-sized tool; her ass looks good on the high-angle doggie-style corning but the piss poor lighting killed it and they didn’t hold the shot long enough; she gets a big facial spray-down with eyes included. WENDY JAMES – I love her fair skinned complexion; the blindfold factor is pretty hot; the face is fairly cute; the high-angle shot of her on all fours smoking horn was super hot with her skinny well-shaped frame but the shot was short-lived; she does a left-handed jerk-off towards her face and due to lack of coordination, load flew everywhere. It reminded me of moments from my youth…super hot.
|Cum Swapping Sluts #5|
Studio: Red Light District
“Worth About Two Squirts of Piss”…
I’m not going to waste much time reviewing this one. In a nutshell, here is the summary: VANESSA VALENZUELA – cute until I saw a much better ass on her “partner in crime” CYTHERIA; faked spontaneity and lust by leaving clothes on while shagging should be utilized more in porn; MYA JOHNSON has a decent face and a very hot body but was poorly utilized with lame-o underneath cam angles during the even lamer standing doggie-style; at the end of the day, this is some weak ass poop.
Studio: Evil Angel
“Dated isn’t Always a Bad Thing”…
…but in this case it is. I can deal with the dated hairstyles and hairier bush but large marge asses and loose foxholes I refuse to accept. Don’t get me wrong, there are a few fairly attractive girls here but only one girl is on the thinner side of the equation. And her skin is disgustingly tan and her hooter job is valued at around $3.99. She does engage in some public sex which I give them creative credit for. MARIA De SANCHEZ – She is pretty decent looking but the dated leggings and lingerie made her look even larger than she was. There are MMF and FFM scenes but they barely did anything for me. There really aren’t any trolls but the superfluous amount of average thick bodies made this a lackluster effort. Good luck “waxing the donkey” to this one Gents. Good luck indeed.
|Ass Cream Pies #3|
“Techno Plus Headbanger’s Ball Equals Annoying”…
The music that persists throughout the movie is techno music with a “sniff” of hard rock. You can still hear some of the actor’s noise making but I really don’t get it. There wasn’t anything about the theme of the movie that warranted using this music throughout. It was especially annoying that they didn’t fade it out once the action got hot and heavy. ALEXA MAY – the lying on side with legs together while smoking dick was nice; the cowgirl riding while taking it in the corn and smoking pole was gorgeous; a long doggie-style scene was needed but neglected; she smokes the carp out of two meaty poles; her foxhole is beautiful. VANESSA VIRGIN – a very natural body; the doggie-style underneath cam angles were terrible as all it showed was t-sac and acne; she has nice pillowy butt cheeks which were well displayed while she rode tool and smoked another. This was okay at best. Next!
|Little White Slave Girls #3|
Studio: Evasive Angles
“Too Much Underneath Cam Angles”…
I’m unsure as to exactly when directors determined that looking at hairy cracks and hairy t-sacs was more appealing than high-angle or medium shots highlighting more appealing penetration, cool perspectives, hot bodies and pretty faces. The underneath shot is notorious for displaying flaws like feta cheese thighs, pot bellies, stretch marks, pimples and other unmentionables. Regardless, there are some hot moments within this movie. RAMONA – Her face is mediocre but the body is kickin’ in this MMMF scene. The medium shot of that sweet ass getting done doggie while blowing horn was pretty damn hot. The horn blowing portion opening sequence was nice as well. The scene set-up was pretty lame and acting was “zesty”. LUCY (at least I think this is the “Euro” movie actress Lucy) – Her face is really pretty and the body is nearly as good. She is a tall drink of water with a sweetly shaped ass. The scene set-up is a little better especially if you love the idea of a dude watching his girl get pounded by two hung dudes. The horn blowing was hot but once again WAY too many underneath angles sabotaged this scene. The only time we get a full view of her ass bent over she doesn’t even have a tool inside of her. Weak! Even when there is a doggie-style corning with horn-blow, the actor nailing her has his leg up obstructing our view. And no high-angle shot which is the most neglected shot in porn and also the hottest, the “dragon position” – doggie-style while lying flat being the second hottest. This scene could have been so much hotter if it was filmed better. Fortunately they attempted to salvage it with a hot facial spray-down. I vetoed the blonde whitie scenes, as usual.
|Asian Street Hookers #26|
Studio: T.T.B. Productions
"The Amateur Vibe is Absent…"
Normally TT Boy’s movies have that “just picked a prosti-spumante off the street corner” feel to them. This movie has a “just picked a pornstar off the movie set” feel to it. And as a result the sexual heat is lacking. The highlights are: huge tool on petite girl; “dry boning”; high-angle camera angles during horn-jobs. The low-lights are: too many girls employing “fake noises” during sex; mediocre skin quality on the actresses; faking being “affected” by the sex; absence of high-angle camera angles during doggie-style sex. This movie is completely forgettable but at least the girls are fairly cute overall and no hideous bodies are involved.
|Asian Street Hookers #24|
Studio: T.T.B. Productions
“If You’re a Misogynist or a Psychologist Inquire Within"
The film is shot in the Philippines and has some fairly attractive girls throughout. Unfortunately, a MFFF scene is tarnished by face slapping, choking and acting like an “impatient puke” when the girls don’t read the actor’s (TT Boy) mind and switch to the next position prior to his instruction. I’m all in for aggressive sex, domineering sex or nasty sex…but this guy is too over the top. It might help if the actor spoke some Tagalog or at least gave the girls 2.2 seconds to switch positions. This type of behavior tells you all you need to know about what kind of household this actor grew up in. Treating women like they’re “stackable washer/dryer units” is great when you’re the only male in the room but for viewers it hinders our ability to view pretty bodies in action. Regardless, the movie’s other scenes have decent moments. There is a well hung actor (looks Brazilian) that has nice scenes where girls admire or are intimidated by his manhood. It is impressive watching these petite girls take the “donkey tool”. At the end of the day I think the girls had some decent physical qualities but not a one came close to possessing the “whole package”. I’d recommend moving on to other Asian fare if that is your cup of tea.
|Hot Latin Pussy Adventures #19|
Studio: T.T.B. Productions
“Lack of Enthusiasm and Actual Talent”…
If you like really dark-skinned Latines with meaty asses you might find something here. Otherwise, move it on out. I’d heard that Venezuelan chickadees were hot but I barely got a “sniff” of it here. You might get a decent face on one but a mediocre face or vice versa. Also, there are way too many low-angles versus high-angles, panning shots, medium or subjective view shots. Low-angle shots typically add nothing and aren’t very flattering. This is especially true if you’re an “ass man” and in regards to Latine lovers I believe we ALL are. There is some decent MFF action in a couple of different scenes. I preferred the horn-blowing segments to the sex due to reasons already mentioned and the fact that some girls had nasty looking foxholes. Furthermore, the majority of the girls in this movie have subpar looking skin. In regards to the lack of enthusiasm, one of the hotter girls gets a load dropped on her ass and immediately runs like a track sprinter to the shower. The best scene is a MMFF scene with Nacho Vidal and TT Boy. Unfortunately, the girls were more “cooperative” versus being actually “enthusiastic”. There was lots of swapping which made it pretty decent.
|POV Pervert #2|
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
“Double Nierney Birney”…
The only two girls worth a hair on burro's ass were JENNIFER LUV (whose best years are behind her) and SABLE SIMMS. Jennifer’s doggie-style action was decent but the rest was forgettable. I’m undecided on Sable’s face as it isn’t super hot yet it definitely isn’t ugly. Her skin is on the lighter side. Sable is clearly new to the porn scene and that in itself is refreshing. The actor had to tell her several times to grab and stroke pole while she was smoking it. Only neophytes need that kind of direction in adult cinema or real-life. The leaning back cowgirl was hot with those skinny long thighs pushing back on tool. This scene would have been hotter had little Sable taken on bigger timber. Also, there was no high-angle shot on the doggie-style whereas it was in other scenes. Sable has a pretty nice ass but the subjective close-up view wasn’t the greatest. This movie would have been pretty good had there been more “hot tail on a hot tin roof”.
|Asian Street Hookers #25|
Studio: T.T.B. Productions
Where Has My "Doggie" Wandered Off To?
Most of these girls are petite but mediocre looking at best. Many of the girls have cute little butts. However, the only scene that I'll remember in the morning is the one with Muriel and Reina. Reina is a very cute mixed Japanese girl. Unfortunately, she isn't featured in the sex. A brief session of reverse cowgirl is all you get and a touch of oral on the actor. Muriel has a great ASSet and has a nice doggie session. However, Reina has a great butt as well and the viewers never see it in action. I got the impression from her attitude that she had set some restrictions prior to filming. You could tell the actor was into her so that helps confirm my feeling on that. A long doggie-style session with her would've made this DVD a four-star-affair.
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