All Reviews by Coolbreeze
|Latinas Take It Black|
Studio: Vengeance XXX
A Big Naaaawwweee!
Thick ass Latines run rampant in this movie, Melissa Martinez the only exception. For my tastes there was too much nasty talk and the girls were mediocre looking or just too hefty. Melissa’s make-up and outfit are really nice and the skirt flatters her long legs. The doggie-style and cowgirl positions were the best visuals here. Unfortunately, there were a couple of fatal flaws on the doggie sequence. First, the actor nearly presses her flat to her stomach and then lets her immediately get back up on all fours. The “dragon position” is too often neglected in porn and can be very hot when the camera pans around the action. Second, mid-way during the doggie-action, Melissa pulls her skirt off from around her waist. Nothing is hotter than shagging a girl with her clothes still partially on. It gives us that feeling that she just can’t wait to get filled up. I’m used to seeing Melissa take on bigger “timber” and this utensil seemed too easily handled by her which reduced the sexual heat. Normally she doesn’t have to overact but here she clearly was. All in all, this is mediocre fare.
“This Girl is much Spicier than Chicken Tikka Masala”…
NAUDIA NYCE – This is one of the few adult movies where you want to hear the girl “speak” more. She is of obvious (many are fake in XXX) Indian heritage and with a British accent. Her scene with ALEX DANE is pretty good in concept and execution but suffers from a very poor image quality. This only gets worse when you transfer these old VHS movies to DVD and lose a generation in quality. Rodney Moore seems to use sub-par camera equipment which always leads to his movies suffering. You can’t have a girl as pretty as Naudia and then give us a fuzzy, grainy, image quality. We need to see ALL of that pretty body and face without having to imagine what she would look like if a real camera were utilized on her. Alex has looked better but the sexual positions are good and she is a good sport as the “doctor” examines her thoroughly. Naudia has an additional scene with an excellent doggie-style scene with nice variations in camera angles. This girl’s body was built for doggie-style. With her thin frame, beautiful B+ breasts and pretty face she is hard to beat (unlike your meat). I’m almost scared to admit I enjoyed this scene more than her MFF scene. TAKARTA stars in a MF scene and let me tell you this girl may need a new hair stylist and her face may not be stunning…but that body is stellar. Her skin is radiant and that thin frame and nice ass make for “salivation central”. Fortunately, Rodney got this scene right as there is a lengthy doggie-style scene with her. In addition, the camera angles vary greatly so the viewer can fully appreciate her thin yet shapely figure. You can tell the actor is on the same page with the viewer as he has little desire to switch positions. In a nutshell, Rodney Moore could move a lot more consumers to his movies if he would upgrade his camera equipment so that the stunners he stars with could be fully appreciated. If this film had a better visual quality I would've rated it a three-star affair.
|Young Models #1|
“Model’s my A$$”…
You will not find one girl with an above average face plus body. The closest one to achieving that is SABRINA. She is very petite, super young looking and possesses a well-shaped ass. Unfortunately, she has large tats all over her legs and in the small of her back. Yes, all models have more ink than a Staple’s store. Her face looked cuter in natural light than it did indoors. The actor paired with her has what appear to be brand new tats and a tongue piercing. Yea, more ink to distract my eye. However, at least he has a big pole to give this girl a serious working over with. The high-angle camera work looks great during the oral. She rides the big pole well but the large mole near her cornhole was distracting. The doggie-style action was hot and could have been hotter had there been a high-angle camera shot. The actor really hammers away on that little ass. The scene closes with the actor blowing a nice sized load on her face and in her hair. BRITTANY – She has a mediocre face, a tiny body and a nice ass. She blows horn on a very large tool and really gets into the sex. There is a nice 45 degree camera angle while she rides but it is held way too short. Her body really looked great in motion during this shot. They snuck a condom on in between the oral and penetration sex. Dirty! While it is the right thing to do for health purposes, it completely ruins the fantasy factor in my book. The other girls were not my type…no blonde whiteys thank you very much. As usual with most gonzo movies this could have been much better had the girls been more “model like” (tall and thin and ink free) and/or had more believable acting when the “talent scout” pays them to model for him.
"Weapons Of Mass Destruction And Asses Galore"...
There is no real storyline present here. However, the majority of the girls are attractive Asians (in traditional Chinese attire) with tight or well-shaped butts. Nearly every scene consists of a girl getting hammered on a dated couch on a dirt lot overlooking a valley. Dana Vespoli used to be hot but with her borderline sleeve of tats she's lost too much femininity for my tastes. Tina Kai is adorable and tiny. She gets a royal pounding by two hung guys. Most of the scenes involve MMF. Michelle Maylene is cute but she's had better days on film. One girl had a huge nasty bruise on her right butt cheek which didn't appear to come from the customary "ass slapping". If you love straight-to-sex movies this will be good for you. My preference would've been to begin the action with the girls scantily clad in the traditional Chinese attire and even get pounded while the clothes were still on, but peeled back. Too many vids want the clothes off in five seconds or less. I think it is way hotter when women still have pieces of clothing on and are getting worked over. Picture peeling the panties to the side and inserting your tool during doggie-style. But porn directors don't seem concerned with leaving more to our imaginations where it looks like spontaneous sex is happening before our very eyes. Maybe I'm asking too much from my porn but that is the way I like it.
|Girls Gone Black #4|
“More Fair Skinned Asians than you…
…can shake a stick (or a d@*k) at.” There seems to be a shortage of fair skinned Asians taking on black actors in American porn. Even on the Internet you can find black on Japanese porn. In American porn you see plenty of Filipino and Thai girls but rarely do you see Taiwanese, Korean or Japanese girls take on black actors. That being said, this movie is somewhat of a rare treat. MAJA ICE – She is fairly attractive and looks great taking on two huge cuts of timber. The doggie-action is especially nice and cameras are positioned nicely. Unfortunately, she is so fair skinned and the actors are so dark skinned that her body gets “washed out” on screen. There are literally times where you lose the contours of her body due to the lighting issues. A little less nasty talk by her would have been a plus but so be it. MILA – Another fair skinned girl but a bit thick and a tad flabby for my tastes. Also, she has some tats that further tarnish her canvas. The sex is pretty good overall. NAOMI – She still looks great albeit noticeably heavier than earlier in her career. She claims to be 22 years old to which I say “nice try, thanks for playing.” Regardless, the added weight appears to be due to aging (she is well proportioned) and “Taco Smell” doesn’t appear to be the culprit (no belly or fat ass). Her wet double-fisting horn-job is pretty stellar and the doggie-action is pretty delicious. Fortunately or unfortunately this actor had a difficult time blowing his load. As a result, the scene is long and a “four-day” hand job/horn-job and a dribbling facial suck (figuratively and literally) the life out of the ending.
|Back To School Special #1|
"Average at Best"...
I found each of the Teagen Pressley, Jenna Haze and Kina Kai scenes to be “mediocre at best”. I thought the girls looked mediocre and the sex was mediocre. Thus, my review of this is -- mediocre. Next!
|Sakura Tales #5: Freshman Orientation|
“This Movie is Like a Box of Chocolates”…
You never know what you’re going to get inside. Another reviewer said the box cover didn’t match the movie and they are definitely correct. There are no stunners or honeys in this movie. HEIDI – Her MMF scene is pretty decent but her energy was lacking and she handled the tools much too easily. In “Banana Cream Pie” she was thoroughly overwhelmed and had more energy/interest. In this movie an actor was hammering away on her corn and she was seemingly unaffected. The lighting is quite good and many of the camera angles chosen are good. Actresses in the other scenes were okay looking but the thicker dark skinned Asians aren’t for me. The MFFF scene had a Filipino girl with a nice ass. The best part of the scene occurs when he pulls the old “Three Maids in A Row” (doggie-style) just like the lyric from a famous 70s’ rock musician. The scene set-up in this movie is good overall. Unfortunately, the lack of pretty girls sabotaged the final product.
|Total Babe #3|
“Hot Tail on a Hot Tin Roof”…
Seriously speaking ALEXA MAY is too pretty for porn. From head to toe the girl is one of the hottest girls I’ve seen in porn in twenty or more years. There are maybe a handful of girls I can think of that qualify in this category and she is definitely one of them. Her face is pretty and cute and while being of short stature her body is proportionate with good skin and nice curves. She isn’t overly enthusiastic when she has sex but she gives sly smiles here and there. And at least she doesn’t ruin the moment with over-the-top fake noise making and dirty talk. She wasn’t challenged by the size of the timber but the high-angle doggie-style horn-blow shot was mesmerizing. JASSIE – cute face; thin body; fair skin; bad skin; soft well-shaped pillowy butt. They need to avoid close-ups on her as she had rampant acne on her collarbone and face. BRANDI LYONS – semi-appealing; doggie-style corning was the highlight; big-time over-actor. MISTY & MILI – MFF scene; nice asses; actor “washer/dryer stacks” them during doggie-style action. CINDY LORDS – fairly good looking; sex is good; MMF scene; over-actor; small tools; high-angle horn-blowing shot.
Studio: Homegrown SELECT
“Fair, but not Worth Much More than One Hair”…
…off a burro’s ass. TAYA – This girl is cute, light-skinned, with a petite frame and reminds me of Tia Tanaka. The high-angle (subjective view) of her blowing a wide tool was pretty nice. The various camera angles utilized during the doggie action were even better. There are plenty of medium shots and even a side angle (30 degree angle) shot where you see her face and body simultaneously as the actor pounds away. This shot is neglected too often in porn and is really hot here. PERSIA – This girl is pretty until you get up close where her subpar facial skin is exposed. She takes on a sizable tool in a scene where the premise is ridiculous but rather hot. Her boyfriend wouldn’t do an adult movie so she asked his best friend. Unfortunately, she goes way overboard with the typical blasé porn talk and removes any amateur feel. I wish there were more “girl next door” porn versus “road whore next door” porn but such is life. The majority of modern day porn is about ill-chosen tats, oddly placed piercings and nasty ass road whore dirty talk. This production company tends to have some hits and an equal number of misses. Their efforts are strong when they find “actual” amateurs or girls that can at least present that image on screen. When they choose “nasty ass biatches” is when all goes to “hell and a hand-basket”.
|Up! Up! And Away! / Heart Throbs|
Studio: Adam & Eve
A Nice Historical Journey, however…
There is a pretty good chance you will have trouble “peeling the onion” to these movies. Most of the sex scenes are even shorter than norm for adult movies of this time period. Also, often the hottest camera angle isn’t held long enough or there are too many transitions back and forth. “UP! UP! AND AWAY! – The storyline involves the owner of an airline that is going bankrupt. There are some really pretty girls in this movie but unfortunately the hottest ones either only do lezbo or no sex at all. Kathy (tall, thin brunette with a cute face) was in the opening “modeling” scene and I never saw her again. The best scene has a cute brunette getting worked over by Jamie Gillis. Unfortunately, the doggie-style action was too brief (and lacked nice camera angles) for me to crush one out. HEART THROBS – The storyline consists of a group of 40-something (or so) dudes renting a condo for a boy’s trip to Hawaii. Again, there is some hot tail in this movie but I don’t recall seeing the prettiest girls get pounded. Ron Jeremy (a.k.a. “Ron Jon”) gets the most and the best tail here. He has 2 MFF scenes. In one of them he is laying pipe on a rocky hillside above the ocean. The brunette in this scene has a hot ass and looks great grinding back on Ron’s weapon. Another scene has one of the “old timers” punching out an overly aggressive boyfriend before walking the punched out guy’s girlfriend to the beach for a cheek spreading. “Good times”…
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