All Reviews by Clitlicker
|50+ And Humming #1|
Lots of different scenes. Some of the women looked OK... a couple were pretty rough. The scenes were of blowjobs only. Disappointing, I wanted to see several of these ladies get fucked! Maybe the dude just didn't want to stick it any of those stretched old holes!
Formulaic and fake
Look, I like extreme closeups of penetration, cunnilingus, and fellatio as much as the other guy but some of the things that you see in American porn nowadays is just a little over the top.
This movie is full of spitting, tit slapping, and gagging, each of which I personally don't really care for.
If things are too dry, how about using a little lube? Do we really need to see people spitting all over each other?
If I slapped my wife's tits like the guys do to the girls in this film, she'd probably slap me in the balls and say, "How does that feel?"
I find it hard to believe that the average person gets turned on by watching a girl gag on a huge schlong.
If you like this kind of stuff then rent this one. Otherwise, don't waste your time.
|Only For You|
Studio: Marc Dorcel
Dorcel is consistent
Consistently superior in my opinion. I don't understand the other reviewers' problems with this film. So the men are wearing condoms, so what. At least that's real life. The women are also more real in these films. No ridiculous huge fake silicon boobs and overdone panting and wailing fake orgasms. 4 STARS.
Studio: New Sensations
The women in this film are all very beautiful. The first scene is incedible. The cunnilingus sequences are lengthy, which I'm sure most women long for in real life. The one drawback is that the susequent scenes all follow the exact same choreography as far as I can tell. Even though the actors are all attractive and the sex is hot, a little variety would've been nice. Overall though, I still recommend it and give it 4 stars.
|Lesbian Fuck Fest #3|
Studio: Absolute Gonzo
It seems that this movie was the same scene repeated over and over again. The girls were attractive but I'd like to see a little variety. It seems that the exact same choreography was used in each scene.
|All About Sadie #2|
Studio: Digital Sin
Sadie should shut up
The sex in this film is pretty good...fairly attractive actors, solid hardcore action. My problem with the film is that Sadie only has three words/phrases in her acting vocabulary: "Oh shit!" "Fuck!" & "Oh my God!" which she repeats over and over.
If she would just be quiet, this movie would be a whole lot better.
Studio: Adam & Eve
Made by a woman, this film is not your same old porn.
No silicon boobs and 9 inch schlongs here, just regular looking attractive people actually enjoying sex.
Is it hardcore? Yes.
Is there ass & tit slapping, spitting, and all of the fake histrionics that are seen in most American adult movies? No.
If you're looking for a movie that you can watch as a couple, this is one of the best I've seen.
If you're looking for endless closeups of penetration, cum shots, DPs, and fake female orgasms, rent something else.