All Reviews by Aphrophilus
|Women In Black #2|
Exactly What You Would Expect
A pretty typical title knockoff with fair to poor acting and so-so sex. The reason I give it 3 stars is that my expectations were pretty low and the film was actually better that I figured it would be. I am a fan of interracial action where the interactions aren't about degradation and this qualifies.
|A Bacchanal For One & All|
Variable, As Expected
It's a clip show of group sex scenes from Wicked so there is no plot or connecting theme (other than groups). There are a couple of fantasy/bondage scenes, some conventional scenes, some outdoor-ish scenes, etc. I enjoyed about half of them, and given the length of the disc that was quite adequate. Probably something here for everyone, although the scenes are pretty conventional, mostly multiple couples with some threesome interactions.
Studio: Adam & Eve
A 1985 Rerelease
Honestly, I'd say 3.5 stars but that isn't an option. This is a DVD release of a 1985 film and so the sets and characters look dated. Quite frankly, that isn't a bad thing. The bodies are real (the men are buff, the women shapely and not plastic), the sex is straightforward but well shot and edited, and overall it is a well done film. It is a series of scenes with no real dialog and not a bad couples film. It certainly is a change of pace from the current style.
|Butt Pirates Of The Caribbean|
Studio: Seymore Butts
We rented this because we are fans of the Showtime series Family Business. We were, therefore, not shocked that the film was essentially plotless sex. What did catch our attention was that the scenes with Mari Possa didn't seem to have much fire, even when she was with Seymore. I guess we expected more, but maybe we shouldn't have. We weren't exactly disappointed but weren't impressed either.
|Curse Eternal (Disc 1)|
Pretty Darn Good
i am in general not a big fan of brad armstrong "high budget" features since the acting is usually not up to the budget. in this case, however, the whole thing seems to work well. even the bad acting isn't that annoying (although the worst acting is from the extra / minor players). the sex was better than most fare if not the best ever. certainly not "citizen kane" but not "ishtar" either.
|So I Married A Porn Star|
Mostly A Philosophical Difference
Although this wasn't a bad film (sex was routine but not bad) it was the tone and philosophical bent that was a turn-off. The plot is a play on the fear of an insecure spouse who discovers his wife is keeping secret her profession. My problem with it is that the anger doesn't seem to make anyone sexy, just ugly. Some might enjoy it, but for me, it just didn't work.