This movie is people having sex on a famous train, the Orient Express. It’s hard to know whether the movie was trying to be artsy, with classical waltzes as most of the soundtrack, or silly, with a few comical characters and a lot of boring Italian oom-pah-pah music as the rest of the background which drove me nuts. The movie is in Italian but I couldn’t get the subtitles track to work. Women are attractive enough and guys are OK too. Anita Blond is beautiful but there was too little of her. Italian men like blow jobs and those are probably the best parts of the movie. Otherwise the sex scenes are limited partly I think because the camera was unable to move around much in the railroad cars. One kinky cum sandwich but the rest of the movie was average or below average and choppy, with the camera cutting away from one couple to go to another, then to another. Some people might find this one kind of fun but if you rent it, I’d have a back-up ready for the rest of your evening.