Reflecting on this brief anthology of ancient, poorly-shot, poorly-executed bukkake scenes, I am reminded of Woody Allen's old stand-up joke about the two elderly Jewish ladies dining at a restaurant in the Catskills (Lady 1: "The food here is terrible," Lady 2: "...And such small portions"). Except Woody analogized the joke to life, precious despite its many tribulations, whereas this disk is really not worth the plastic used to manufacture it. The handful of bukkake scenes (in one, there is a handmade sign on the wall reading "bokaki" -- where was this thing filmed?) are poorly lit, have lousy video quality, are lazily shot for the most part and, perhaps worst of all, feature men who are mostly terrible marksmen. Most ejaculation occurs only in the general vicinity of the nice lady, rather than on her. Fans of modern pop shot porn, with its good lighting and close-up videography, will be disgusted, as I was, at the time and opportunity wasted by renting this title. Fortunately, one doesn't waste too much time fast-forwarding through it to get to the non-existent good part, because the whole thing is about half the duration of a regular porn disk. Truly the dregs of the bukkake genre.