True story. This guy we know had a freak accident involving Japanese fighting fish. He severed some tendons and couldn't whack off for months. Enterprising cuss, he began offering women money to come over and do the job for him with their sexy, silken bare feet. All went well until one of them decided to rat him out. Point of the story being, movies like this one could have gone a long way to saving him money in fines, court dates, and attorneys. Besides, these girls are way cuter than the ones he paid for. Would we make this up?