You're in a bar. The hottest chick in the place is all over you. She drags you into the bathroom and gives you the blowjob of a lifetime. After that, how dare you complain about little things? Like her having a big, stiff cock. Or how it stings as her balls slap against yours as she fucks you in the ass. Come to think of it, after that perfect blowjob, isn't it only fair that you reciprocate? Hey bro, that's not gay! Don't feel guilty about loving the feeling of cock in the back of your throat. Lots of us have done it! Relax and enjoy!
To start, let me just say that subtitles are a cool feature and I am glad that Kick-Ass used them in this movie and I wish more studios would do the same. Now, that being said, I have to complain that the trannys looked too bored, and just not that interested in sex. Plus, not all of the trannys came, and that is a bit of turn off. However, the strip-teases in the beginning of each scene are a huge plus.