With apologies to Comic Book Guy: Worst squirting movie ever!
Actually, that isn’t really fair since this really isn’t a squirting movie at all. Each of the four scenes features a fake G-spot orgasm, in my opinion. Fill her up with water, quick cut, pull out and she lets fly with a moderate gush propelled by nothing but her vagina muscles. It amazes me how anyone thinks they can pass these fakes off as real orgasms. This sort of thing was passé back in the 80’s when the idea of the G-Spot orgasm hit public awareness. Perhaps back then directors thought they could get away with it since there were few real squirters in porn, Cytheria being the only one, but not today with literally hours and hours of power squirters like Angela Stone, Cytheria, Sindee Jennings, Tianna Lynn, Sophie Dee, etc. readily available
The whole thing look like it was shot at somebody’s house on a cell phone. About the only interesting feature is the sound track. One nice touch is programming in breaks between the audio tracks as if this were background music in the room (it’s not because it runs across cuts in the scene). But by being the only entertaining aspect of this amateuristic production it distracts.
Visually, the only passable moment is the sloppy blowjob by Kate Front, a hot babe to be sure, but no squirter.
Finally, the idiotic dialog the performers manage to mouth without laughing at the beginning and end of each scene is just sad.
Perhaps Coast to Coast is a new endeavor. Even Elegant Angel’s William H. didn’t have a great deal of style and proficiency in his early works. Maybe Coast to Coast will get better too. Man, let’s hope so.