First and foremost, can you at least give us the option to turn the corny music off? Better yet, just scrap it all together! And if the annoying music isn't bad enough, the first scene has the guy calling a chick's pussy her "Pee-pee." Now, I know some guys probably just clicked "Rent Now" after reading that, but to me it was beyond creepy... not to mention the fact that he kept pressing her "not to tell anyone about their secret." This has fantasy written all over it!