ah, nothing's more christmasy than anal in a stable. frankly, the one i feel sorriest for is the reindeer. yes, there is a reindeer in this movie. the poor thing has to sit there through one of the longest, dullest man/woman scenes i've watched recently, including what may be the worst blowjob i've ever seen. there is a girl/girl scene, and anal, which is the only thing i can really say in favor of this movie. the very weak attempts at political humor are just depressing, and dated. (the movie was made in 1994) the casiotone soundtrack and bad "video toaster" effects would have been better left out. i was fairly afraid of renting this one due to the title, but apart from the fact that all of the actors were black, race didn't come up in the movie (except of course for santa's obligatory "yo, yo, yo", which he seemed as embarrassed about as i was.) condoms are not used in this film.