Sooooeeeee! This here is a bumper crop of corn-fed lassies with nice, heavy butter bags. Who cares if these youngsters are gonna be waddlin' around with two kids on their hip some day soon? You're gettin' 'em fresh off the vine. Those perky ta-tas are better than grits and a coon hound for keepin' a man healthy and happy. So break out that corn cob pipe, gramps, and remember what it was like to take a roll in the hay with rosy-cheeked girls who didn't mind the smell of manure in the mornin'!