seems like a strange choice for five stars, but i really thought that it was great. good budget, great sex, and to prove my point, it's the script that can ruin a porno, because all of these people can act; they just needed a good script to work off of. the movie was really hilarious, covered everything from "i know what you did last summer" to "the ring" and it was all done quite tactfully, poking fun not only at the originals, but even at the mockeries like "scary movie" themselves. it was long, bu i didn't find it repetitive, and hooray! first porn i've ever seen with no solely girl/girl scene, which i personally find boring, and i believe my wife hates them as well. plus all actors/actresses were hot and everyone seemed to enjoy being in the movie, not one of those, "let's get this scene over with" deals. good rental.
this is a great movie with lots of horror parodies.
there's even a commentary track!
video quality 9/10
audio quality 9/10
sex scenes 8/10 (too many condoms, not enough anal)
sets and lighting 10/10
special fx 8/10 (it's not digital light & magic)
fantastic movie for couples, singles or groups.
i highly recommend this movie!
by an anonymous member
despite the weird title, this movie is pretty good. it is also intentionally and accidently humorous. the scripting is pretty good. there are goof parts where the editor didn't realize the van was still going, even though no one was driving.
the scenes were good but not too intense. my wife had to explain which film each scene was referencing, and none of the scenes disturbed her, this being one of the first films she's seen.
nothing was too overly rough, but i managed to get offended by the sterotypical "indian spirit guide girl" scene, which surprised me. skipped right through it.
the characters all looked clean, and the guys didn't look like parolees. overall a pretty good film, and my wife didn't mind it at all.
4 out of 5.
by an anonymous member
omg, what a fun movie. right up there with space nuts. only instead of spoofing sci fi movies, it spoofs horror movies.
two girls and three guys end up lost in the woods near camp cuddly pines.
their cell phones don't get a signal there, so they split up. the girls run into the old caretaker, who tells them the story of the camp cuddly pines power tool massacre, complete with flashbacks.
the guys run into a variety of things: a native american spirit guide, an attack raccoon, a creepy girl who climbs out of a well, and of course, the killer.
and of course, all the events involve sex scenes--it may be a horror spoof, but it's also porn.
there's a pretty good variety of sex scenes in here, though nothing too extreme. the actors are all attractive and reasonable-looking, and there's a distinct lack of scary fake boobs, which is always a plus. a couple of the women were very flexible--particularly the spirit guide. they also did a nice job on the flashbacks--the clothing and hairstyles from the 50s and the 80s were convincing and the actors fit their roles.
and there's one scene that's shown partially through a video camera that's interesting and clever.
the acting was convincing and the dialogue sounded realistic, not stilted. stormy was hilarious as the ditzy blonde, and jessica drake played her exasperated friend just right. eric masterson made a fun and convincing geek.
a review on the imdb says "this spooky, comic sex romp is everything "scary movie" attempts to be, except with jokes that are actually funny." which says it all. as does the fact that a couple of times we were tempted to fast-forward through the sex scenes to get to the next part of the plot.
this was a nice blend of funny and sexy, maybe leaning a bit toward the funny side, and just good adult fun.
I will echo some of the comments already here. this movie is great. The story is very funny. the sex super hot (especially liked the jessica drake/ eric masterson scene). There is only one drawback for me is no straight girl/girl scene which I would have liked. The rest was great.
I even listened to the commentary which is hillarious. If you want to pick one wicked film to rent pick this first, especially if you are a horror fan. You won't go wrong with this.
We are big horror movie fans, this adult film combines them all for fun, exciting scenes. Loved it!
by an anonymous member
This is a good couples movie. Very attractive people doing pretty standard things with a fair amount of enthusiasm. I won't go so far as to say it was like a feature film but it was a cut above standard porn. The take off on horror movies was pretty good, especially since most horror movies have some hot teenie bopper that you pray gets down and dirty but doesn't - not so in this case. If you like it really dirty this may not be the best choice but for what I said above, its really good.
First the good points. The production quality was excellent for a porno. Most of the girls had incredible bodies, and the cameras let us appreciate them. (Almost every scene featured a reverse cowgirl which is my favorite porn position;) There were a lot of sex scenes, but, except for one (a dp using a dildo and a cock), they were all basically suck-fuck-cum, and a horror movie should be kinky. But the girls kept changing, and that kept things hot. On the down side, Jessica Drake did two sex scenes, but we didn't see her tits once. I'm guessing she may have been bruised from the obvious boob job she had. It's a shame, nature gave her beautiful tits.
This was a fun DVD to watch. The performers actually get to act and do a great job with their roles. Randy Spears is excellent in his portrayal of a local cop. He was very funny. I would have given this one 5 stars, but the sex scenes, while good, just don't have the extra sizzle needed to be great. And the lack of anal action seemed to be a mistake. Worth a look, though.
From the mind of Wicked Picture's award-winning director, Jonathan Morgan, comes this comedy of horrific proportions. When Kirsten and Megan (Stormy and Jessica Drake) join a group of friends on their way to a concert, they "accidentally" run over a drifter in the road. What follows is a series of unexplainable circumstances, outrageous situations, and plenty of hot sex!