It took 12 years, but Rodney Moore finally reaches the magic mark of 1000 Rodney Blast Survivors. And who better to take the prestigious pop shot from the King of Cream than the Goddess of Gush, Cytherea.
Ultimate nerd Rodney really delivers in this title and the extras are very good. Unlike most of his products he does not play cheap Charlie by ripping us off with skanks or oral only scenes. He has sex in each scene and none of it is bad, most is 3-4 star sex, the Cytherea scene being the best. It is all fun to view and you will not be using the skip button or seldom use the fast forward button. On the downside, he uses that stupid gizmo with springs while having sex with the girls while on top of him and the camera work is done gonzo style too often as if the viewer is in his position. The blast scenes are like a leaky faucet with zero pressure, but this is Rodney, he's an enigma to Porn.
The Worlds Luckiest Dork Gets Lucky For The 1,000Th Time
rodney moore is nothing if not repetitive, ugly, predictable and silly.
this vid features cytherea, the queen of pussy squirting, and her scene was unfortunately ruined by rodneyís immature sense of humor. he does that scene dressed in a gordonís fisherman costume and wearing goggles as cytherea blasts a huge load his way. funny but not hot like it should have been. the dvd also has other scenes with other girls that are quite hot. eve laurence steals the show with a tremendous rack and girl next door voice, i found myself loving that scene (over and over again).
the dvd also features outtakes that are quite funny and previous facials that rodney has given. (you can also see an evolution of how the girls went from skanky to "not bad").
rodney however, uses the same, unnecessary plots over and over i kept fast forwarding just so i didn't have to sit through the shitty dialogue. this totally eats up dvd space, just get her naked and fuck her brains out, king of cream.
another thing that sucks this that rodney never 'blasts', his cock just oozes cum on to a face, he can learn a lot from peter north. all in all a letdown dvd, letís hope eve laurence's career takes off.