The movie is about a secret brothel called the Asian Love Palace. Potential male customers make reservations for the brothel online, and are picked up in a limousine. They are then driven to the brothel with no word of their exact street destination.
The actors are playing themselves in some erotic alternate universe. So even though Ms. Patrick is playing the lead as the hostess of a brothel (which she is not in real life), her character’s name is Tera Patrick, and so forth with the other girls.
The movie starts off with Tera and real-life hubby Spyder Jonez who plays the resident brothel pimp. The scene is okay if you like matrimony sex (which I consider boring).
Charmane Star and Tera have a lesbian scene that is nothing if not sweet. But the person that really shines in this movie is Jayna Oso. She has a mmmf gangbang with Tommy Gunn, Seth Dickens, and Peter Shaft and let’s just say there’s a reason they call her the Asian Anal Queen.
There’s only one other anal scene (TP doesn‘t do anal) in the film. Lucy Thai, Nyomi Marcella, and Kurt Lockwood have a 3-way scene that is all well and hot but is only an appetizer for what is about to follow.
What does follow is this grand lesbian orgy , and although the women are sensual and gorgeous for the most part, it’ll make you wish there were a dick or two sprinkled somewhere in the scene. However, Patrick and Jonez do join the love-in later on.
As you would expect for a group this large, the girls break up into more manageable pairs. Out come the vibrators, the double dildos, and the strap-ons; a few girls are given the finger; and a good time is had by all.
This is a pretty good film. Tera looks good and she gets two great facials. Some of the camera angles focused on the guys too much, there should have been more side shots of the girls bent over, but all together a better than average porn movie.
The only thing keeping me from giving this flick a five-star rating is the story. Nice concept, put together well enough to convince your wife to watch it, but some of the dialog... meh. Tera Patrick is not only gorgeous and sexy, but her non-humping scenes hint at some actual acting talent (something the adult film industry doesn't share very often with mainstream cinema), which was refreshing and added some credibility to the rest of her performance...
...which, of course, was totally hot. Heh.
There's something for everyone in this flick. If you're looking for something for couples that's versatile and isn't overproduced, and maybe a little raunchy -- this is your show.
The last really good scene features one dude and like 8 chicks. And the one dude only gets to bang Tera with the rest of the chics just lying there watching, its pretty hot but I do have one complaint. While the rest of the chicks watch, they'd usually moan or something, but one of them, LONI completely in bad taste ruins the scene with add lib dialog. Turning it from a Vivid studios production to like a crappy internet series with her acting like a man demanding stuff. I thought she completely took out the class and mystic feeling of the film. Dont get me wrong, I'm not against dirty talk, but she just cant pull it off cuz she speaks and sounds so low brow. Stupid FOB. (I'm filipino, and I do notice she doesnt speak perfect english)
1. Tera Patrick is HOT.
2. Girls with toys are HOT.
3. Storyline DUMB
4. Acting not up to Tera's normal standards
5. All asian chicks
Overall impression, not bad but not great, you better be in to asian chicks, because that's all there is.