Leave Leah Luv alone, Mister. Can't you see that she's all, like, young and innocent and shit? I mean look at those braces! She did what? Ouch, did it scratch your thingee? Oh, you paid her? Well, Mister, if you're ready to pay, I'm ready to play. But you can't stick it in too far, on account of I'm a virgin and I don't want my hymen bashed up before my wedding night. "Whoops?" What do you mean whoops, Mister? Why do I feel all warm and funny inside? Well, if you don't want me telling your wife, I think we need to take a trip to the mall. Like, now!