What makes us leave the DVD on? Even with porn, the answer is pretty simple: suspense and humor will do the trick.
With Five Rooms you will have to suspend a little disbelief -- time seems to have this unstable quality of moving from New Years Eve to a brightly lit window. And it's a little hard to believe in a hotel clerk/bellhop (Devinn) who is always leaving her post. But hey, it's all a joke, designed to get her into all five rooms! And there is suspense: what's she going to do with the passed-out naked body in the laundry cart?
She: I liked the variety of action: girl-girl-girl, foursome. He: A character who doesn't speak but does all this action -- that drew me in.
Our usual complaint: couple fucking in porn tends to follow the standard procedures. But the sweet couple in the middle really was sweet.
Our opinion: room for improvement, but not bad. We kept this awhile and made out to it a second time. A little humor and plot go a long way.
nicely produced bit of porn with a "story". not much of a story, but enough to keep it from being a gonzo flick. devinn lane is super hot and should have been involved in more of the scenes. the one actress in the segment "young lovers" had an irrestitable untainted freshness and should be in a lot more films. she kind of reminded me of jessica alba, that soft, pouty face and great natural, soft but hard bodied, oozing sex look. very hot.
by an anonymous member
The movie is not that great...the acting was not good...the sex scenes, include, a group lesbian act, a four person orgy, two couples acts and the fifth of the 5 rooms is another lesbian act.
I didn't think this movie was that great, but my wife really liked it. She was actually laughing at a lot of the scenes. She thought it was fun, and liked the different sex scenes. I didn't really find the scenes super hot, but it isn't a bad one to watch if you're in a playful mood.
this is basically the porn version of the movie four rooms: what happens in various rooms in a hotel, new year's eve, and a bellhop (a vastly amusing devinn lane) who gets peculiar requests.
there's the bachelorette party, with 3 rather hard-looking women whose stripper doesn't show up, so our bellhop is asked to fill in.
there's the married couple with randy spears as the workaholic spouse. i enjoy randy spears anyway, even in a non-comedy role, and his wife (played by "dee") was very attractive--unusually so.
there are the two women who are looking for adventure who hire a couple of guys for the evening--they need the bellhop to bring condoms, which ends up being really funny.
there are the young lovers... well, she looks young ("gauge" is really perfect for the part--she's very cute, and acted well), but he (joel lawrence) looked to be mid-30s at the youngest (i looked him up--he was 37 when the movie was made), and trying to act like an 18-year-old just didn't work.
and then our bellhop is cleaning up a room after a party, and discovers a naked young woman passed out, which is the funniest running storyline through the film. she gets her into a laundry cart, and... well, okay, i'm not going to tell you the whole story.
none of the vignettes alone was all that outstanding, and there was a lot of lesbian action which isn't my cuppa, but the added humor of the bellhop (who doesn't speak, by the way, until the very end) made it worth watching.