Deep in the Mojave Desert lives one of the most mysterious creatures known to man: The Analback Lizzard. As rare as the Abominable Snowman, and as infamous as the Loch Ness Monster, this sleek and sexy reptile comes out only at night seeking cum as nourishment. Watch as our trail guide shows us the mating habits of the Analback first hand.
The Whores People Throw Out:
Itís just f**king amazing what people will throw out. Why the other day I found two perfectly good whores stuffed in the dumpster. Imagine that. These two whores has plenty of mileage left in their pussies and asses.
In this tall tale from Arabia we find a princess who stumbles upon a mutant camel, actually a man with two large humps on his back filled with sperm.
In her den of smoke I went. She was beautifulk as she sucked on the Cuban cigar. Spank me. Anything. Just let me shove my cock up your ass as you blow smoke in my face, make me gag, make me choke, just make me cum!