the covergirl (jennifer luv) makes the film once again. she is a looker with what her co-star calls her labia- "pastrami." a 19-year-old with big piss flaps; you'll either love it or hate it. the rest of the actresses are lacking in appearance, but diabolic consistently puts out a high-quality gonzo product to keep the wackers entertained. the other highlight is the pizza delivery boy getting a blowjob and popping his wad on the gal's tongue. he remarked that this was the best part of his earning minimum wage. with my biases against women of that persuasion, spring chickens #5 was below spankability for me. if you like blondes, give it a whack.
man this is terrible, i feel bad for the actresses as they look cracked out, maybe i didnt really look at the cover too closely but it is not good, no trailers either, they are definitley over 25 y.o. skip this and get anything else