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"Energizer and Joay": an older couple, a little redneck, and the guy sounds like Ross Perot, and sounds like he pre-wrote his lines. At one point he makes a reference to "teenage pussy"...the girl does *not* look like a teenager, not by a long shot. Meanwhile, he's easily in his late 50s or 60s. She also looks like she has some sort of sunburn all over her upper chest.<BR>
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"Tara and Lynn" - girl/girl scene. These two seem to be really into it, and although the blonde's cunnilingus technique is definitely more practiced than the brunette's, they both seem to enjoy one another equally.<BR>
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"Joanna and Dex" - Must've been embarrassing for Dex to take such a long time to get hard, despite Joanna's labors. After a while outside, the couple moves into their bedroom, which must've been decorated in "garbage bag chic." Still, once the sex actually gets going, Joanna seems to be quite into it.<BR>
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"Theresa and Rico" - like Joanna and Dex, another interracial couple. This clip starts off with a bang - Theresa masturbating vaginally *and* anally. Rico soon joins her and their sex is pretty good. One thing, though - when your partner is performing analingus on you, the least-sexy thing you can shout in response is "Oh shit!"<BR>
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"Tender Eyes" - a solo masturbation clip in which the cameraman should be shot for his cliche interruptions. The girl's got a nice body, but stares unblinking into the camera the entire time, and it's obvious that she's not turning herself on at all in this clip. In the end, she doesn't have an orgasm and the clip just fades out. If you thought watching a woman could never be boring, rent this DVD.